put the belt in the bag

1:"Go score a goal", "dont worry I'll put the belt in the bag"
2:"How did you do with that girl last night?", "Lets just say I put the belt in the bag"

by Dariek Johamid January 11, 2007

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לא לשים הגמל בזבל (don't put the camel in the trash)

(in Hebrew לא לשים הגמל בזבל): a funny/silly Hebrew phrase meaning, don't do something ridiculous or retarded without having though it through, only to regret it later.

Since camels are a valuable source, even to this day, of transportation in The Middle East, I will conclude that the phrase לא לשים הגמל בזבל (don't put the camel in the trash) in English, would have to be a rational and sound piece of advice, let alone a silly phrase I invented.

by Sexydimma October 12, 2013

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Put your head in the salad

-verb

1. Another way of saying "Cool off" or "Calm down".

2. The violent act of thrusting one's forehead into the salad infront of them in an attempt to calm themselves.

Jemaine! She's outta your league! Put your head in the salad!

by The Zissou Society October 12, 2009

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Put My Salmon In Her Oven

The act of having sex or intercourse.

Oh man, I'd like to put my salmon in her oven.

by Hans Graham January 11, 2012

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Put the Mayonnaise in the Backpack

(v) When hooking up with a Sandwich artist from Subway or Quizno’s or any other sandwich making establishment, and the male put his mayonnaise (jizz) into the sandwich artist’s backpack (rectum).

Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!

by HotpantsPoptarts October 17, 2016

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