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puke stick

Small penis, especially as used by a talented dominatrix or humiliatrix.
"When was the last time your puke stick discharged?
by Epic R. Guy December 16, 2019
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Puke a dog off a gut wagon

Uuhhhhhhgggggg this coleslaw is so gross you could puke a dog off a gut wagon!
by puddytat April 27, 2019
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Puss n Puke

When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.
Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer

Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke

Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke
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puke dicked

When a girl is throwing up & you go from behind & put it in her ass.
Last night my girlfriend was so hammered that when she bent over to hurl I puke dicked her right in the ass.
by Big P. Bob November 2, 2017
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Puke Moses

If you want to move through a tight crowd, just start retching and gagging like you're going to vomit. Never fails to part a crowd. The Puke Moses.
How can we get out of this packed crowd nobody is moving?

- Puke Moses your way through
by Deviantmind Mich November 5, 2017
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street pukes

When the streets are full of piles of leaves and garbage and it gives the appearance of the street puking.
I didn't know the city was done picking up leaves, now it is pouring rain and there are Street pukes everywhere!
by InjunAbe November 19, 2017
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Puke straight

Something extremely straight, as straight as a stream of vomit.
by Party Rock Crew Member December 12, 2017
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