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Puss n Puke

When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.
Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer

Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke

Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke
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Puke baby

A puke baby is when one vomits into their partner, typically through anal or vaginal means. Then the partner is required to shake themselves to ready the baby before pushing out into the first partner's mouth.
Me and my girlfriend really like to experiment, so we tried to make a puke baby
by Knatbing April 2, 2024
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puke fiction

a work of art truly worth being called a “ass.”
“Ayo have you seen Boruto? That shit is puke fiction.”
by WaterLaw June 18, 2024
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Puke

That fisher kid from baraboo
That puke tries to date little girls
by Ysahel February 19, 2023
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puke juke

(n.) a quick move to avoid projectile vomit

(v.) to move quickly in an effort to avoid projectile vomit (puke juked, puke juking, puke jukes)
Did you see that sweet puke juke back there?! Not a drop on me!

Uh-oh, Christina looks a little woozy. Step back in case I have to puke juke her.
by RickBaideia April 2, 2011
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Puke and Go

A Puke and go can be described as taking to much alcohol at once or other substances that cause you to cough to the point of puking, after you feel even better then before and are ready to indulge in whatever scenario to max capability. Hence a puke and go
Damn that hennessy made me have a puke and go.
by Milo888 November 20, 2023
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Fluff Puke

Pukes who are dazzled by cheesy fluff.
DudeBras that make Brostep are Fluff Pukes
by Leyla1 May 28, 2011
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