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Procrastination

Person A: Hey, what does procrastination mean? I'm kinda bored and don't wanna work on this essay so I'm looking up random words.

Person B: Trade your local currency to an employee at Walmart in order to make a transaction and be the owner of a reflective surface.
by not not not a real person January 8, 2020
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Suicidal procrastination

This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”

Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”

Friend 2: “you good bro?”
by Recarma69 April 30, 2023
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Unfocused Procrastinator

What you must be considering that you are searching for this instead of doing something more productive. Typically due to lack of focus and being easily distracted.
Mom: Dave, are you writing your essay?
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:
by A Former Procrastinator April 18, 2024
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Procrastinator

Derived from the Mexican word, Prokhratamathión, which means 'Midnight Snack'.

And the Viking word, Asstinator, which means puckered cheeks.

It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark
yeah this is just from Gumball.
only use this definition of procrastinator with someone who will get it.
by a_duck_in_the_void January 12, 2024
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Procrastination

1.Waiting to complete or start a task until the very last possible minute
Because of my nact for procrastination on my comp essay I sumbmitted it at 11:59 Pm, when it was due at 12:00 Am
by 162875 March 10, 2015
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Procrastinator

Someone who doesn't like doing stuff.
Procrastinator:

Me: Hey, Mr. Thornton did you grade the PEA's?
Thronton: Nah
by Eggstacy21 November 20, 2018
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procrastinate

When people forget to write their alpha auto-biography *cough* *COUGH*
I'll write a sentence of this example later. "stop procrastinating" says the teacher I love to procrastinate though says the grade 7 student
by Kitt Catty November 5, 2020
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