Midwestern Popsicle

When you put your dick in the snow, come back in, and get a blowjob.
We got 6 inches of snow this weekend, so you know I had to get that Midwestern Popsicle.
by MidwesternSnow December 23, 2022
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vampire popsicle

I’m gonna go to the bathroom and make a vampire popsicle
by Kcornfield October 19, 2020
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Vampire Popsicles

When a women freezes a used tampon.
That woman is so fine I would like sniff her armpits and eat her vampire popsicles
by Zachum January 21, 2021
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Armenian Pleasure popsicles

When you ejaculate onto some popsicles, put the popsicles in the freezer, and then insert said popsicles into a person's anus and then pull out the popsicles and lick them.
I stayed home last night and made some Armenian Pleasure popsicles.
by Unicorn Brad October 28, 2021
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popsicle breath

When you fuck that popsicle up and it’s just the wooden stick you’re sucking on.
damn lauren your popsicle breath stank
by December 26, 2021
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Popsicle Stick Preening

Popsicle Stick Preening - the final & finishing touches for females wearing extremely tight jeans. The female presses and seesaws a popsicle stick between her labia lips to form a crevice and design. Different designs have been given names like: BPF (bulging piss flaps), camel toe, small verticle smile etc. In many cases it also produces pleasure that encourages and rewards the act of pussy preening.
Eh Elmer, you should have been at Rebecca's party last weekend. They had a sex toy sales lady showing the girls Popsicle Stick Preening. They even had popsicle sticks that vibrate like a tuning fork. It was quite evident Monday morning at school that many girls are buying into the concept. I was so overcome by this one preened camel toe that I was forced to rush to the boys room and "Choke my Chicken." RELIEF!!!
by cruisin otter September 10, 2012
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