Plum water

When your water is rather plummy. Not a good thing.

WHY THIS TASTE LIKE PLUM WATER!?!?

by tessanic March 6, 2016

Plum

A purple/pink bitter fruit.

Mummy, can i have a plum? You didn't feed me all week.

by AILEMASENOJ April 16, 2020

Plum

A firefighter or EMT who, through pure negligence fails to have the skills to do even the most simple aspects of the job.

That plum couldn’t even throw a ladder by himself!

by Visual_Dream May 6, 2019

stinky plum

Think blumpkin, but different. The chick is the one taking a dump, but you're still the one getting your dick sucked. It's never your first choice, or second for that matter. Its more of a last resort.
If she's not doing a good enough job just go ahead and face fuck her, its a completely acceptable variation and probably better for both of you.

Jaclyn's alarm didn't go off and she was running the risk of not making her flight. Anthony knew that if he wanted to get his dick sucked that morning he'd have to settle for a stinky plum.

by Djinbo September 4, 2016

Plum

A person who's fun and all gorgeous to talk to

I want to talk to Plum

by amigachan November 24, 2021

Mr. Plum

When a girl is simultaneously taking a shit and sucking a dick

I walked in on my girl taking a dump and received a Mr. Plum

by Mrs. Plum May 29, 2019

plum tuckered

being so tired after a plum tuckering day of breaking your arm and becoming a horse girl that you go to bed at 5pm much to everyone’s suspicion

henry: henryway, i am plum tuckered. i’m going to bed.
piper: but it’s only 5 o’clock?
henry: already? oh jeez i am plum tuckered goodnight

by jacenormanlover May 2, 2022