Gas Planet

One big ass balloon

Guy 1: What’s a gas planet call scientifically

Guy 2: A big ass balloon I think

by RDM1615 November 5, 2019

Brick Planet

ROBLOX but free and better

ROBLOX: "It's Free!" *evil laugh*
ROBLOXians with common sense: "Nah, we'll find something else better than ROBLOX, bye"
Brick Planet: "did someone say: "Something else better than ROBLOX"?"
ROBLOXians with common sense: "yaaay"
-10 years later-
Brick planet: *turns to shit like roblox did*
ROBLOXi- ahem... Planeteers with common sense: "shit"

by that fucking degenerate weeb April 26, 2018

planet b

A delusional place psychonauts believe exists when they confuse the scrambling and deteriorating of their cognitive abilities with rare enlightenment

Esau's eyes rem like spastics', like someone who is dreaming their dying, but this was worse, as he realized the scrambled depth perception in planet B from the mushrooms he ate had just sent him careening off of a 130 foot cliff to the rocks below.

by A Vengeful Nut March 18, 2024

Planet comedy

A planet of “comedy” which is just really bad jokes.

*someone saying a stupid joke*
“ welcome to Planet Comedy population: Aaron.”

by Beffmig November 28, 2019

Planeteering

A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!

"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."

"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."

by DaXymbiont August 9, 2022

Planet

normally a circle, and tends to be in a solar system.

they are either gas in a circle shape or a rock in a circle shape, and normally have a big block of cheese orbiting them.

"wait... we live on a planet...?"

"yes janet now eat your cheese"

by ⎮∩✝︎ℇ☈∧€t March 19, 2022

The Seventh Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).

I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.

by gregben September 13, 2023