piss stick

when your bladder is so full of urine that you develop an erection

I had to pee so bad that i got a piss stick

by MikeB412 May 21, 2011

chuck a piss

Aussie slang for "to urinate". Not to be confused with the actual act of peeing in ones hand and throwing it.

Holy shit! I really need to chuck a piss right now... those beers went straight through me.

by JRichardo January 23, 2012

Piss rat

A rat that is so disgusting and fucked up.

1) Dude, don't you think that Paola is such a piss rat.

2) Paola: Bethany, why do you look so ill?

Bethany: I just fucked a piss rat.

by NaoFabio July 13, 2009

piss camel

Someone who can span large durations of time without urinating.

The line to the bathroom was too long; I had to be a piss camel and wait until i got home to go.

by gene katter August 14, 2006

screaming piss

The act of drinking large quantities of alcohol during the course of a night out.

Have you seen Daragh today?
No, and we won't because he was out on the screaming piss last night.

by DonBishop July 20, 2012

cat piss

An exceptonally potent strain of marijuana that gives off an odor similar to that of it's name. Don't however, be fooled by the smell into thinking it's shit, as it will send you to Mars and beyond.

Guy #1: Yo' man what chu sellin' today?
Guy #2: I just picked up an ounce of some fire cat piss!
Guy #1: Oh snap, hit me up with an 8th of that shit!
Guy #2: Fuck no, I'm keepin' this shit for myself.

by Kemp Disaster January 08, 2006

Pissing Tumbleweeds

Expression used for a male or female that has not had sexual interaction with another person in a long time. Much like in old western films, tumbleweeds are a symbol of barren and dry land. Your nether regions feel much like such a land when in this physical state. Ergo, pissing tumbleweeds.

"Dude, I haven't had any action in like, months. I'm pissing tumbleweeds."

"Are you kidding me? I went to a private Catholic high school. I was pissing tumbleweeds for four years!"

by AlsnStvn July 20, 2009