Kinda like when an amputee can feel a limb that is not there. It is when you can feel your penis in one spot when it is actually in a different spot.
You know when you tuck your penis and balls back and cross your legs to look like a girl.. Well in this case tuck the penis to the left and back but leave the balls to the right in front, don't push the balls back. Now move around slightly and like MAGIC your phantom penis feels like it is where it belongs centered over your balls in the middle even though it is not. Cool huh!
by bubbels_is_cool March 27, 2011
Get the Phantom Penis mug.When you wake up after being exceptionally high (on weed) and can still feel the effects and are kind of dazed. It's kind of like the hangover of marijuana.
Guy 1: Dude, I smoked so much yesterday. I woke up still feeling a little dazed.
Guy 2: You got yourself a phantom high my friend.
Guy 2: That's chillin.
Guy 2: You got yourself a phantom high my friend.
Guy 2: That's chillin.
by Jet750 June 4, 2015
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The cell phone goes off in your pocket. You are certain of this. You check your cell phone to see who's calling... and there's no one there... no one is caling. Spooky. Even worse is when the vibe goes off in a pocket where the phone is NOT! That's sketchy.
by Drew Nelson August 3, 2007
Get the phantom vibe mug.the same as phantom limb syndrome, but when you don't have your phone in your pocket, yet you still feel the vibrations of getting a text/call. tends to stem from advanced cell phone addiction. usually takes 1-2 weeks of not having a phone to cure.
"I thought I got a text, but my phone isn't even in my pocket!", "dude, you have phantom cell phone syndrome!"
by kristopher superstar June 26, 2009
Get the phantom cell phone syndrome mug.Sub-species of wigger, a white kid from a middle-class suburban family who acts like he hails from the Hood. A Funky Phantom is usually too busy recovering from rollin' with his homies (hence the "funky") to bother coming into work, thus causing problems even though he's usually invisible (hence the "phantom"). Is out of work two days a week and takes half-days the other three. Is all "Yo, keepin' it real" and thinks he's the ultimate babe magnet; whenever he talks to a woman his voice drops to a deep whisper and he practically climbs on them in his efforts to seduce them. Claims he likes people who are brutally honest but basically lives one gigantic lie, fo' shizzle.
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A FUNKY PHANTOM
Funky: Yo, Allison, how's 'bout you and I go 'cross the street to the store and you can shizzle my dizzle bizzle?
Allison: Um, sure, sounds like fun, whatever it means!
Funky: Ya ya, I'm gonna be "keepin' it real" with my ho here for a while, G. You holds down the fort while I do my thang.
Me: Cut the crap, "homey." You ain't a playa, and the only crime you ever committed was stealing an extra Oreo outta the cookie jar when you were ten. AND you've already taken ten "breaks" today.
Funky: Yo, G! Why you gotta be hatin', Dawg? {dropping the act} Uh, my stomach hurts...I gotta go home...see ya tomorrow...
Funky: Yo, Allison, how's 'bout you and I go 'cross the street to the store and you can shizzle my dizzle bizzle?
Allison: Um, sure, sounds like fun, whatever it means!
Funky: Ya ya, I'm gonna be "keepin' it real" with my ho here for a while, G. You holds down the fort while I do my thang.
Me: Cut the crap, "homey." You ain't a playa, and the only crime you ever committed was stealing an extra Oreo outta the cookie jar when you were ten. AND you've already taken ten "breaks" today.
Funky: Yo, G! Why you gotta be hatin', Dawg? {dropping the act} Uh, my stomach hurts...I gotta go home...see ya tomorrow...
by Krakky McKraken August 4, 2007
Get the Funky Phantom mug.A bid on an online auction site, such as ebay, made by the person who's auctioning an item on an alternate auctioning account. This is used as opposed to a reserve limit, and/or when the owner of the item doesn't feel that the highest bid on their item is enough. That way, it either gets an even higher bid or it isn't sold then.
The man put his car up for auction on ebay with a starting price of $1 because he thought it might have a bid war. He was sadly mistaken, and with only a few hours left, the highest bid was only $1000. But luckily he had another ebay account and made a phantom bid for $5000 so that he would either get what he wanted or not lose his car.
by -Cataclysm- of Newgrounds.com April 7, 2006
Get the phantom bid mug.When you are doing a girl from behind in front of a window, you pull out and have a friend with an equal sized penis go in with out her noticing its a different person. You then go out in front of the window and wave much to her surprise as she believes you are behind her.
Dylan was fucking tanya and then had keith take over as he went in front of the window, leaving her to believe she was victim of a phantom fuck.
by moveitleft March 7, 2007
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