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Todd

Will literally yeet a child even though a gremlin
"you see that guy over there, hes a Todd"
by Fabian420 March 10, 2021
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Todd

Usually Todd is spending his time creating 3d printed art. He's the type to post about cars that he has and or likes. He loves being with his child(ren). He is always willing to say what's on his mind. He loves eating cookie dough!! He doesn't care about what people think at all.
Person: "Who is Todd?"
Friend: "My dad.. duh"
Person: "Ohhhhhhh."
by TMRS March 22, 2021
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todd is the most sexiest man with the massivest weiner ever
girl 1: todd has a massive cock
todd: the ladies love me, i got mucles and i got a big willy
by Memerlol March 24, 2021
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Todd Ryan

A Todd Ryan is a mutual friend of a lover who likes photos of said lover from social media posts from a year or more prior. His hobbies include loving a Middle Eastern man from Galilee, killing animals for fun, and masturbating to pictures of strangers.
"Honey, why is Todd Ryan liking birthday posts from two years ago?"

"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."

"He's friends with you on Facebook."

"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"

"I don't know why you're having me make that call."

"....."

"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
by Professor Confessor March 27, 2021
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Todd-maggedon

A todd-maggedon would occur if there were 3 or more toddlers in Buzzfeed Multiplayer and Kelsey impicciche's 100 baby challenge. Todd-maggedon is not a real word in the dictionary but this is urban dictionary so it's ok. Subscribe to my Youtube Channel That_One_Boi
"Turns out we were heading for full-blown todd-maggedon in Sims 4" A lyric from "I Had 100 Babies (In Sims 4) By Kelsey Impicciche.
by That_One_BoiYT April 11, 2021
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Mary Todd

1. What guys in San Francisco want to do. Written purposefully as a misspelling of "Marry Todd."

2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."

Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
by MaryTodd November 18, 2012
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Todds and Stacys

Young, conservative professionals or preppy types.
Used to describe these people in leisure or recreational settings.
After work the gym fills with Todds and Stacys.
by Punjab January 14, 2013
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