nose growin'

To flat out tell a Lie in front of a group of friends.

Jessica claimed to know everything, so Oscar exclaimed,
"You are straight NOSE GROWIN' right now!"

by The REAL crew May 12, 2008

nose fetish

a person that absolutely loves noses; someone that likes to make out with their partners nose; my boyfriend

*alex kissing on kats nose for over 10 seconds*
kat: 'i c u hav a nose fetish'
alex: 'ya... i gess ur rite'
kat: 'thts kinda rare'
alex: 'i guess so. am i the 1st peson u've met w/ that?'
kat: 'ya'

by kittykat69 January 6, 2009

hooked nose

An extremely off centered nose

"Hooked nose" is defined in the story below:
Senor Tomaso Padilla, the anal conqistador of Spain, had his nose hooked six inches to the left because he insulted someone

by Poopypoopoo696969 December 18, 2016

nose enema

When drinking any liquid and choking or laughter causes said liquid to travel from mouth / throat up and through the nose

"I gave her a nose enema when she ckoked on my third leg"

by Jeff S D February 11, 2007

Hans Nose

to stick one's nose into someones asshole

Jordan loves to Hans Nose Fonash to pleasure him

by MasterDeb8r January 13, 2012

nose cozy

A thick, soft patch of pubic hair on a female, which acts like a nose cozy during oral sex.

I miss your nose cozy, your damn 5:00 pussy shadow is rubbing the end of my nose right off!

by udm123 June 29, 2010

Nose Brunch

The act of snorting an "internet drug" that is also a stimulant in order to both skip breakfast and avoid purchasing lunch whilst at work because one would rather spend his or her 'earnt' cash on drugs rather than the essential nutrients their body so desperately craves.

"I walked into Tesco during our lunch hour and decided to spend my quid and ten pence on a gram of ethylphenidate rather than an own brand sausage and egg sandwich. You gotta love a Nose Brunch"

by Rolfy Wants a Cuddle September 1, 2014