Thought crossed

When you think of two different ideas while talking or typing and they mix together to form a sometimes awkward or mixed prase that is off topic or confusing.

Just after finishing homework and about to make something to eat.

Person 1: Ahh finally, im done.
Person 2: Good now we can get on with this game.
Person 1: Just hang on a second, I'm going to go get something to homework.
Person 2: Wait.. what did you just say?
Person 1: Oh, woops. I was thinking about getting something to eat and putting away my homework at the same time.
Person 2: Yea...

Person 1: Sorry, i get thought crossed alot.

by Jagwyer May 27, 2010

FJ Cross

A martial arts technique in which one neutralizes their opponent, and then, having secured a dominant position and ensured that the opponent is thoroughly subdued, proceeds to massage the opponents genitals using their feet. A popular move amongst practitioners of Krav Maga as it is potentially lethal when used in a bare foot situation.

"I tried throwing a few punches, but she came at me with an FJ cross!"
"troll'd m8."

by Dirk Kensington September 8, 2013

Animal Crossing

1. A Game Where The Evil Tom Nook Puts You In Debt And Makes You Pay Taxes

2. Child Labour

3. A Relaxing Family Friendly Game That Is Like Real Life Without The Rona Virus

I'm Gonna Hold You At Gunpoint If You Don't Play Animal Crossing

by Meme_Reaper January 5, 2021

Cross-Cheebed

The act of being both under the influence of Heroin and Alcohol.

Did you see the homie BK today? That nigga looked Cross-Cheebed as shit!

by Rum Tiger of 88' January 9, 2012

cross thought

That annoying thought which breaks your original train of thought.

I think the main reason that traps are gay is because...sorry, what was I saying? I just had a cross thought.

by Trapsaregay January 7, 2018

Cross the Pond

A twice-yearly online aviation event where 1000 people connect to the virtual skies and fly the same routes at the same time across the atlantic. Often times coupled with a lot memes and unanticipated events such as crashing airplanes and hilarious ATC communications

"John, you know, Cross the Pond last week was again a hilarious meme." "Yeah Jack, although the controllers at Kennedy really made this years Cross the Pond superb and highly professional though!"

by Yakkifly October 5, 2019

Shaw-Cross

The rubbing of a mans genitals onto his own seminal fluids.

He shaw-crossed after his steady masturbation was over.

by WhiteSharpie August 2, 2015