Todd

A awkward guy, that takes a while to be friends with, but then when you are friends with him, he all of a sudden goes quiet.

He has a taste for dogs.
Todd: "heyyy uhhh hi there uhhhhh yeahh uhhh"
by wildtigerunner3433243243254213 November 17, 2023
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normally fat and chunk, also has a tiny penis and likes Toms dick in his mouth.

Normally has dyslexia aswell
that kid todd is fat
by nibbersingh November 24, 2021
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Todd is 243 years of age.
He loves to do human things, like drink water, Consume supplements, and many more
Todd Enjoy's the presence of Humans and the sounds they omit from their mouth holes.
Todd also Runs a Church on the side, where his loyal Subject prays for his kindness.
Join Toddism or your heart is going to be eaten by todd in the middle of night.

Todd also has a massive cock usually 25 inches long
Person 1 Have you heard of todd?

Person 2 Yes, he's a real Homie G

Person 3 I haven't hear of todd who is he?

Person 1 Oh no. Todd is now going to come beat you to death..

*Todd arrives*

TODD WHOS THE FUCKER WHO DOESN'T ENJOY MY RELIGION

Person 2 THAT BITCH THERE

Person 3 *Fearful* NO PLEASE WAIT AAAAH-----
by Zowl November 12, 2021
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Todd’s origin is unclear thus far. Some theorise he was birthed by the Big Bang and some believe he has cropped up in the form of some well known Pagan Gods. Rumours tell he currently resides in Australia with a family. He has incredible power in every respect with a gargantuan sized muscular body to represent this. He embodies physical strength and demonstrates this with his crime fighting hobby. Usually overlooked as a result of him being physical specimen, he is incredibly artistic and intelligent. Todd is suave, humble, powerful and beautiful all around.
I just saw Todd... *visible salute*”
by LordAyr April 03, 2020
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todd will throw a tanturm
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The whitest name around. Usually a skater dude from the valley. He usually has a Justin bieber haircut.
Guy 1: WOOOAAH DUDE DID U SEE THAT KICKFLIP THAT WAS NARLEY.
Guy 2 : Ya he must be a Todd with those skills
by Dutch Van der Linde June 08, 2019
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Usually Todd is spending his time creating 3d printed art. He's the type to post about cars that he has and or likes. He loves being with his child(ren). He is always willing to say what's on his mind. He loves eating cookie dough!! He doesn't care about what people think at all.
Person: "Who is Todd?"
Friend: "My dad.. duh"
Person: "Ohhhhhhh."
by TMRS March 23, 2021
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