High Reaper and Soldier Pk 1 owned the wildy but now that the wildy is gone and RuneScape blows, they own your mom. I Own You Bitch.
by Daniel and Chris April 5, 2008
Get the I Ownmug. A lie from a liar.
An effective way to get someone in a chat room(Omegle, Chatroullete, etc.) to leave.
An effective way to get someone in a chat room(Omegle, Chatroullete, etc.) to leave.
(Omegle conversation)
Stranger: hey asl???
You: I own a horse.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey asl???
You: I own a horse.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
by gogogogomaniac January 17, 2011
Get the i own a horsemug. Shortened version of "mind your own business." What you would tell to someone giving unwanted advice or butting in a debate/argument that has nothing to do with them.
1. Mom A. "Why do you feed your baby FORMULA??!! That's like feeding her poison!!!"
Mom B. At least I can FEED my baby. Shut up and mind your own.
Mom B. At least I can FEED my baby. Shut up and mind your own.
by umakemesick November 5, 2015
Get the mind your ownmug. When a man is trying to impress strangers on the internet because his wife doesn’t give him the validation he desperately seeks, he often resorts to telling women (especially on twitter) that he owns their wetness (plural) or owns her wetness (singular).
Owning her wetness is actually impossible. Nobody can own her wetness. Her wetness is not ownable. Only sad, lonely, married men ever unironically say that they own anyone’s wetness.
This condition dates back to 2018 and there is currently no known cure. Research into the early warning signs of saying dumb things like, “I own her wetness,” is ongoing.
Owning her wetness is actually impossible. Nobody can own her wetness. Her wetness is not ownable. Only sad, lonely, married men ever unironically say that they own anyone’s wetness.
This condition dates back to 2018 and there is currently no known cure. Research into the early warning signs of saying dumb things like, “I own her wetness,” is ongoing.
Owning (her) wetness on the internet saved my marriage.
A gentleman always holds the door to let a lady go first THEN offers to own her wetness.
Own her wetness by blocking her then stalk all her tweets from your alt.
Woman on twitter:
Man on twitter: I own your wetness
Woman on twitter: ew, fuck off, dumbass
One small step for man, one giant leap for owning her wetness.
Indiana Jones and the Quest for Her Wetness.
Star Wars Episode V: Her Wetness Strikes Back.
Him: I want to own your wetness.
His wife: You do, honey.
Him: Not you.
A gentleman always holds the door to let a lady go first THEN offers to own her wetness.
Own her wetness by blocking her then stalk all her tweets from your alt.
Woman on twitter:
Man on twitter: I own your wetness
Woman on twitter: ew, fuck off, dumbass
One small step for man, one giant leap for owning her wetness.
Indiana Jones and the Quest for Her Wetness.
Star Wars Episode V: Her Wetness Strikes Back.
Him: I want to own your wetness.
His wife: You do, honey.
Him: Not you.
by Mrs. Steve Buscemi October 30, 2019
Get the own her wetnessmug. Term largely used on internet gaming such as 'halo 2'. Means that you killed them and now you own their body and their pride.
by halo 2 guy September 3, 2005
Get the i owned youmug. by Sploon April 24, 2016
Get the up their own assmug. Melanated hospitals Are numerous hospitals in all 50 states that are owned and operated by melanated brown people who are misnomered as black and are making sure that all brown people in general are getting their voices heard and not ignored with doctors who care about they're patients physical and mental wellness.
Melanated owned hospitals take a different approach unlike other hospitals who put profits over people, melanated owned hospitals are putting people over profits where every life matter's, no life is worth a pricetag, we the people always come first.
by Desert flower June 16, 2023
Get the Melanated Owned Hospitalmug.