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Noah

A boy with a small dick and can’t take no for an answer. Does too many drugs and smells like Newport’s.
“Noah is on heroin again...”
by bigxan420 November 25, 2018
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Is gay
Noah is gay
by Jarkaze531 March 7, 2020
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Someone who only attracts weirdos such as furries, stalkers and discord dudes that have an obsession with him.
Hi, I'm Noah and I just want a cute boyfriend who likes pokemon
by Strayk9ds January 27, 2020
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Noah, Noah, Noah. Pack your bags and run... Noah is a very funny person that lures you into thinking you have a friendship with him but really he won’t even care if you die and be careful Noah will call your boyfriend hot even if he doesn’t mean it overall he’s kinda crazy and won’t ever act his age but that’s ok because that means he’s fun to be around but be careful don’t fall for any traps
Noah- Dude your hot
Christian- Ummm wth dude
Maya- Im leaving bye
by MayaandChristian September 16, 2019
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noah is someone who is always wrong no matter what
hey noah fax is an actual word you idiot
by a discord moderator November 18, 2021
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He is the most hot guy you have ever meet and he has girls lining up just to date him but he is very perverted. He is funny and can be very romantic. If you are his girlfriend and he is being very over protective of you he really likes you and doesn't want to let you go and we will know that if you know a noah that at some point you had a crush on him. Noah likes to make perverted jokes and he is very dirty minded but he is SEXY AF and you might want to f*ck him. Noah can sometimes be thare for you and when he is he will try his best to make you happy and make sure that he won't make you upset.
girl: dammmmmmm I want noah
girl 2: no he's mine

his girlfriend: no he's mine and he's great in bed so ha!
by ......noah September 28, 2019
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The same mulatto from before. A total meme god and heavy metal sentry despite being short af. Likes to spend his time smoking fags and killing sand niggers.
Hey, it's Noah, the same mulatto from before.

*gets killed for being a sand nigger*
by Mynotna November 19, 2018
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