when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education
Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.
by Samran53 December 22, 2020
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tasting nickels

Getting punched in the face and bleeding out your mouth. Blood is known for having an iron-like taste.
Tony Ferguson: Once i hit you with my elbow and you're tasting nickels, i'm gonna choke your bitch ass out.
by MMAEnthusiast209 March 23, 2018
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Buffalo Nickel

A street/slang term that often means cheap, of sub par quality or of high commodity that it is essentially worthless.
Can be universally worked as a noun or verbal tense.
Slang term in the Gay Male Community for “shitty $5 handjob”.
Guy 1: “Wow that porno sure seemed really lacklustre.”

Guy 2: “Yea, almost like the bottom buffalo nickel’d that dom top.”
by Venicexbitchxx April 26, 2022
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nickel pickle

#1 - Wow, that guy is such a nickel pickle.

#2 - Dude, James totally has a nickel pickle.
by sheldon_o December 21, 2018
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Nickel Man

A Man That Is A Nixkel
You R A Nickel Man!
by NickelMan12 August 11, 2023
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nickel rich

When twins hustle Bingo with Gram Gram and the other Bingo Players handoff the nickels to the twins, making them Nickel Rich!!
My sister had too much prune juice and I got Nickel Rich on Wednesday night with Grammy!!
by GetFoxed July 28, 2023
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Mr Nickels

When you snort a line of coke mixed with Cialis.
When your banging your girl and you can’t get it up, you do a line of Mr Nickels to make your girl happy
by Jerradschmitt December 26, 2020
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