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NERD

A demeaning term given to not only one who is very intelligent or nonathletic, but anyone who says or does something that is considered idiotic, confusing to the point of stupidity, or generally worthy of disapproval. Also, if somebody fails at doing something, especially if he has previously gloated about doing such action, he must be called a NERD. (Note: This term differs from the normal word, "nerd" because it is in all caps. It is to be kept that way.)
Guy #1: Alright now is the last chance, what do you all want to eat?
Guy #2 and #3: WAFFLE HOUSE!
Guy #1: Waffle House it is.
(5 minutes later)
Guy #4: He can we get Chinese food?
Guy #1: Oh my God, I hate you so much.
Guy #2: NERD!
by awesomewolf523 August 31, 2010
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Nerd

A person that knows what bohemianism is.
Nobody usually likes this person, most likely a chongo and becomes best friends with his girlfriends biffle.
Peter is such a Nerd !
by Terribly Bohemian May 14, 2008
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Nerd

a guy that would rather do homework than make out with his girlfriend.
Sorry, i cant see you today because i have an essay to write and im a NERD.
by angrygirlfriend101 November 27, 2011
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nerd

one who has never experience the situtatuion of sex and masterbates to trading card games
mex aka johnathen masterbates to yu gi oh and has never gotten laid he is a nerd
by bob the volleyball player January 4, 2007
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Nerd

All nerds share one common attribute; they think they are more intelligent than normal people. However, there are many types of nerd, here are a few:

* Computer nerd: Usually very fat and very pail. Computer nerds are incapable of carrying out any physical activity more strenuous than typing on a keyboard, they often exhibit terrible body odour and show little care for their appearance.

* Goth nerd: Obviously the goth nerd wears black clothes, they are usually into stupid interpretations of Wicca and/or role-playing games. Curiously for nerds they often don’t smell too bad.

* Metal nerd: Metal nerds once again wear black clothes, they also have long hair and have the most rancid body odour of all nerds. Obviously they listen to heavy metal music.

* Retired nerd: These are over the age of 70 and are usually into collecting some meaningless thing; like stamps or bottle caps, or anything else that is incredibly boring.
Nerds smell.

I hate nerds.

NERDS!!!! NERDS!!!!
by Cudaman October 15, 2006
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Nerd

geek who knows it all
bill: whats netcoding?
james: its where u send data to the server faster and increase ur ping
alex: fuck ur a nerd!
by Anonymous October 15, 2006
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nerd

A person that is socially unable and mentally unstable. Usually fails to complete regular life tasks such as hygiene.
Nerds act like they're smart.
Geeks -are- smart.
by 84bsui44nxdrt September 20, 2007
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