Nasty Jew

The art of taking a shit on a bitch's chest while riding her at her uncle's bar mitzvah

Bradley gave Ashley a Nasty Jew last night at her Uncle Sam's bar mitzvah.

by Iwantokillmyself April 19, 2016

NASTY HECTOR

When you cum in your womans pussy then put your fingers in her cum flooded snatch and wipe them under her nose. Also called "The Armor All" treatment.

After I busted a nut in her tight pussy I ended it with a Nasty Hector!

by SlickStickRick May 8, 2014

Nasty Rat

Aka, the person who messes up your stuff and/or rolls clay to you. A common name for a Nasty Rat is Avery and Carson.

The Nasty Rat annoyed me so I stabbed them.

by Miss Ma'am Sir February 10, 2020

Nasty Ramirez

When you Pull you Dick out of her asshole and rub it all over her face While she sucks your balls.

I can't get that taste out of my mouth thanks to that Nasty Ramirez

by Randall1978 March 13, 2015

nasty virgil

A nasty virgil is a flummoxed little person who's balls are bigger than their penis. This size difference causes the nasty virgil to often pee on his own ball sack, thus making him smell like urine. This smell merits calling him nasty virgil

man you smell like piss, nasty virgil

by Wizzard Karl 2 October 10, 2014

Nastiness Curve

Wanting to get with a chick who is younger than you?
Use the nastiness curve: Take your own age, half it and then add seven. Your answer shows the minimum age of how old a chick can be for you to get with her.

Person 1: "I want to get with this hot younger chick but I don't know whether it is correct or not"
Person 2: "Use the nastiness curve"
Person 1: "I am 18 years old, half of that is 9. 9 + 7 = 16"
Person 2: "If she's 16 or older you'll be just fine"

by Lime Nessumsar March 18, 2015

Sad Nasty

When someone uses their tears as anal lubricant with their sexual partner.

Josh: I saw Alec walk out of the Library crying, is he okay?
Connor: Yeah he was probably doing the Sad Nasty with his girlfriend again.

by Centurion_Code May 21, 2018