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Midget Minge Muncher

A midget minge muncher is a height challenged adult female who likes to drink from the furry cup of life. Similar to up-skirt golden shower guzzlers, minge munchers particularly enjoy the state of stupor that results from a process known as female ejaculate face flooding.
I, your mother was a midget minge muncher just like her mother before her. Your mother could drink a 1,000 stench swilled quims dry a day and still have room for a pile of old female ejaculate before bed. Them were the days before television.
by Anarcho-Capitalist February 6, 2010
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marmite muncher

After anal sex the resulting mixed discharge of sperm and poo, then greedily lapped up like marmite on hot buttered toast.
I say Mr Cholmdley-Warner your breath is a bit suspect have you been a marmite muncher with Mrs Cholmdley-Warner, Old Chap?
by Gary Johns July 18, 2006
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rug-muncher

A term used to describe a woman who is a lesbian and who likes nothing more than to get down and lick pussy
I wouldnt bother trying to chat her up mate, she's a blatant rug-muncher
by Laoidhigh July 28, 2006
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munchies

contrary to popular belief the munchies is not so much hunger it is a strong desire to eat because when your high/stoned everything tastes better
by Bopachinas January 19, 2009
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the munchies

The feeling many people experience after smoking cannabis sativa usually characterized by an increased sense of hunger and appetite. When one has "the munchies" they are not always very hungry, but become attracted to the feeling caused by eating as tastes and smells are greatly enhanced.
After smoking, my friends and I always have the munchies so we head to the gas station and get food.
by djluminus89 December 6, 2006
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munching in motion

the act of eating a girl out while she is driving.

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female equivalent to roadhead
by sloppy suzanne October 30, 2009
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tattie muncher

term used, particularly by the Scottish and Glasgow Rangers fans to describe the Irish and Celtic fans as they're world renouned for stealing our potatos!
Get tae fuck ya tattie munchin', fenian bastart!

Fuckin' tattie muncher!
by Alex Brown June 29, 2006
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