Millennial Tan

Similar to a truckers tan on one forearm only, A Millennial Tan is defined by a rectangular paleness on one side of the face. The visible pale shape caused by non-stop cell phone use while stranded on a beach, Jet Ski, boat, family outing, or ski slope. In rare cases having locked yourself outside your parents house during daytime hours while braving situations that then forced sun exposure to ones face while foraging for slushies and dried up pizza sticks found only at QuickyMarts. In those cases, Millennials are advised to move quickly while taking calls as their pasty skin can unpale quickly after no exposure to the sun for weeks. Doctors are currently awaiting FDA approval for promising treatment options that use special tanning booths to project UV patterns of popular device brands that can restore color to the spot where the phone became stuck to until it's battery exhausted. For now though a home remedy is available by tracing the case of your phone over the sleeve that your Hot Pocket came in, cut out the marked area with safety scissors (remember not to run or put them in your mouth ever), next locate any spray paint can which best matches your skin color and aligns the stencil against the visible pale area on your cheek. A few spray blasts should get you back online and dating again unless you were actually seeking real sex, in which case we suggest staying indoors for two weeks to allow rest of the face to return to it's original paleness.

Damn boy look at that Millennial Tan line you be sporting now, What ya just get the new Galaxy Note 7? Grow some sideburns Chief Fail face if your gonna be packing that Phablet around during daytime hours fool.

by Tydog July 23, 2019

Millenial's Syndrome

People who typically suffer from MS may be known to be afraid or intimidated of answering a phone call or video chatting. MS carriers seem to be okay with only texting to be sure to utilize sarcasm and tone to be conveyed on a box woth letters in it.

My gf caught Millenial's Syndrome so I called it off.

by Rotussin November 15, 2019

Millennial

A person in Boomer comics who can't last a second without technology, never go outside, hate Boomers for no reason, fake depression, and whenever they are told or shown something that is related to "the good old days", they immediately make a connection to their "junk".

All these Boomer comics are just fake millennials looking at a book and asking "HoW dO yOu TuRn ThIs ThInG oN?"

by Teh Awesome God December 8, 2019

Millenigger

A nigger who is a millennial. This could also apply to millenials who act like niggers.

That young black guy is a millenigger and he acts like Kevin Cormier.

by NinjaBoi83 December 29, 2019

millered

To make up girlfriends whenever you are depressed.

He said he was with his new girlfriend, but he Millered us. I just saw him at the mall watching people walk by.

by LCSulla52 February 13, 2004

millennial mullet

The new cringe-worthy hair style of short or shaved sides, leaving a floppy mohawk that is pulled back into a small tail or a man-bun.

My kids thought my yearbooks pictures were bad. Waiting until I whip out the photos of their millennial mullets to their future kids.

by Gangsta Whitewalls June 24, 2017

Millennial

A commonly mistaken term. A millennial is a person who is born in the year 2000 or above. This is why they are called millennials; because the year 2000 was the "new millenium".

Millennial: "I was born in 2001."
Non-millennial: "I was born in 1989."

by DannyDay95 April 10, 2017