a sweet-heart who always knows what to say. He is loving and kind and very funny. But also knows how to be serious when he needs to be. Very athletic and not very bright...but is very street smart. Will someday be famous and rich. Michaels seem to go best with alisons or chelseas. As well as abbeys. they know how to be in a relationship and arent fakes or asswholes.
:) michael <3
by happiness_and_love February 25, 2010
The biggest douche bag in the world. Doesn't care about your feelings, and will dump every girl he dates. He's conceited and thinks he's above all; When in reality he's the most worthless person ever.
by JessxObscene December 10, 2010
Michael is a huge dick. He thinks he is better than everyone but hes not. No one likes him. He tends to fuck girls named jillian and he is a very mean and selfish person. He loves to use girls
by thabitchyo November 14, 2010
very sexy man who has a huuuuge D and plays hockey and bikes and scooters. usually lives in BC and and a very nice guy ;) Likes the number 7 and likes to write poems about cheese!
Marie: why did i dump Michael?
Abbey: hes sooooo hot!!!!
Emily: heeey high 5 buddy!!!!!!!!!!
Ashlee: eh hes ight
Abbey: hes sooooo hot!!!!
Emily: heeey high 5 buddy!!!!!!!!!!
Ashlee: eh hes ight
by cheese bro7 April 18, 2012
The absolute perfect person in every way imaginable. He is extremely sexy, nice, good-looking, funny, rich, smart, and cool. Every girl he knows wishes she could be his girlfriend and soon marry him, and stay married forever. All of his many friends think he is so nice and funny. If you ever meet him you will instantly fall in love if you're a girl.
by The best definition February 15, 2016
a big sack of shit he's ugly and very unattractive. He is also very annoying. He yells a lot and he's a fucking faggot
by ensoraz February 10, 2019
A very HOT, nice guy who loves his girlfriend, will do anything for friends. Loves football and basketball. Has a lot of siblings. Usually has black or brown hair and brown eyes. Last name usually starts with a M and hates his ex’s
by L. M. S January 10, 2018