March 7

the day the telephone was invented

Dude:yo bro the fucking telephone was invented on March 7
bro: dude, sweet

by AlexTannertv October 14, 2011

march 21

the birthday of the epicest person to ever live on planet earth. this was a little boost for my ego. :))

dude 1: bro when’s your birthday

dude 2: march 21st my dude
dude 1 in his head: i must be friends with this dude he’s epic

by amazing sushi January 9, 2020

14th of March

Steak and Blow Job Day

Hey darling, its the 14th of March, you know what that means :-)

by WMHGrun March 14, 2017

March 3

The day where the best people were born

I’m born March 3

by Memeulous rulez May 5, 2020

March 29

the literal most dumb intelligent person ever. like math smart but not life smart. anyone born on this day is like guaranteed lazy - the type of person to just not show up to work for no reason.

nah she’s born March 29 she ain’t showing up

by sassy snake October 28, 2019

19th of march

19th of march is national beautiful person day. If you are born on the 19th of march then congratulations, you must be beautiful!

hey when is your birthday?
19th of march

wow lucky you! you really are beautiful

by unknown 123457 November 1, 2020

march 26th

Slap your friends day!

its march 26th, time to (slap) away

by saltynpepper March 5, 2020