Eubank maneuver

When someone is in an exit only lane on the highway and goes straight onto the shoulder (using it as a lane) before merging into an actual lane.

Originated at exit 165 on I-40 in Albuquerque, the Eubank Blvd exit, where the driving technique is commonly seen.

I watched some degenerate pull a Eubank maneuver on my way back from academy this morning. He almost hit the meth addict who was attempting to walk across the Interstate.

by TormentDubz December 22, 2021

the ol handshield maneuver

the (while in the act of masturbating) putting your hand like a shield in a cupping shape over your belly button area to protect your clothing from jizz shots.

he was about to cum, but the ol handshield maneuver saved him from jizz stains on his shirt

by aCockyRooster June 28, 2017

The James Maneuver

When a 250 lbs. man who wears baseball hats gets passed the bong in a rotation and takes 50 micro hits over the course of the 5 minutes he hogs it, gets spit all over it and charrs all the weed and then passes it to the next man in the rotation and acts like nothing happened.

Person 1: *Passes the bong to James
James: Executes the classic James Maneuver.

Person 2: That fat bastard just FUCKED the bong.
Person 3: He did The James Maneuver

by Nzirkru882828 September 2, 2022

The Baxter-O’brien Maneuver

When someone pretends that they're a physicists and through their work they determined that we perceive certain frequencies as louder or quieter when the actual loudness of the sound goes up or down.

Wow that guy is using "The Baxter-O'brien Maneuver" He's not a physicists who stumbled upon that phenomenon! That was Harvey Fletcher and Wilden Munson. This guy is just a nerd who lies. I cant believe he's really using The Baxter-O’brien Maneuver

by CreativeThinking April 22, 2022

cost-cutting maneuver

A fumingly-sarcastic reference to a shamelessly "sneaky 'n' unethical" (and unfortunately very common!) "buy-pressure" strategy practiced at many hardware/specialty-supplies stores; the ploy consists of a staffperson's hacking off a length from a roll of bulk-product like rope, wire, hose, or cloth, and only **afterwards** informing the customer how much the product is priced per foot, hoping that said customer will then feel obligated to buy the piece "since it's already been cut off the roll".

I once had a totally pathetic "cost-cutting maneuver" tried on me at a bicycle-repair shop --- I needed a rear shift-cable, and so the clerk cut off my required length of cable from the store's bulk roll, without first telling me the super-steep per-foot price or asking me beforehand if I wanted to pay that much. It was only when he actually brought the "ringing up the sale" screen up on the computer that he revealed the astronomical amount that it was gonna cost me --- a whopping SEVEN DOLLARS AND CHANGE! --- for just three or four feet of the cable! Fortunately, I had the "bravery" to just look mildly shocked and hastily remark, "Eeeyewww... that's a lot more than I can afford --- thank you anyway, though. I'll just get one at WalMart instead." Hey, it wasn't MY fault if the salesman had created a harder-to-resell cut piece of cable --- I hadn't asked him to chop me off some of the cable yet, I'd just told him that I needed a replacement shifter-cable, so it wasn't my "responsibility" to now PAY for said cable! He should have told me beforehand how much it would cost per foot, and then asked me if I wanted to buy it before he'd actually hacked the length off the roll!

by QuacksO November 1, 2018

Oatmeal Maneuver

When you drift into a powerslide within Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec on the Playstation 2 and don't know the name of the action, so you name it after a grain.

Paul: Woah! How'd you get around my car? I've been in first the entire!
Rudd: I don't know... I guess I used the Oatmeal Maneuver.

by SWNeph September 17, 2020

steinburg maneuver

When a girl is manipulating you with her hotness, and makes you think she is nice. However, after she ropes you in, she reveals her true self as being a crazy bitch whore and will murder you and your family.

Dude, this girl is a dime, but I think she might be executing the Steinburg maneuver on me

by Julius Steinburg May 17, 2016