Lateral escalation

Utilizing a coworker of similar rank to deceptively escalate customer service complaints for issues in which you have exhausted all legitimate excuses to satisfy a disgruntled customer.

Tom, this Buyer is furious and emailing me constantly, I need lateral escalation assistance to get him off my ass.

by The judge 1903 July 7, 2016

Ill play gmod later maybe

When your friends say they will play later but truly they wont and just want to make fun of you and dont want to play gmod with you

yeah ill play gmod later maybe bud.

by BIG Richard the great May 1, 2020

lateraling

Definition: A person who believes they are above all others.

Synonyms: lack, pointless, lazy, do nothing

I see you have been lateraling alot lately.

by Axeman51 January 5, 2018

later hoagie

a variation of goodbye. The expression "hoagie" is slang for a good friend. Therefore "hoagie" should only be used in this context if you are talking to someone that you are really close to.

Eduardo:"Maybe if I keep saying 'later hoagie,' it will stick."

Me: ok...

by Carrotine March 4, 2011

lateral trading

The act of swapping an item for another of the same item for a secondary benefit related to that of the original items.

I innitiated lateral trading for an apple with more seeds than that of the apple I gave in return.

by Sir Pent March 19, 2018

Let’s talk about it later

The phrase you say when you really don’t want to talk about something, and you never actually talk about it later. You just use it as an excuse.

Dad: Hey, what is this I saw on your search history!?
Aaron: Uhhh- I’m busy studying let’s talk about it later

by skiccan July 14, 2019

Now and Later

a sexual act where one person puts hot sauce on the asshole of their partner before anal cunniligus. Therefore making the anal burning sensation a "now" feeling for the partner and a "later" feeling for the other.

my asshole is on fire!!! I gave my old lady a Now and Later with ghost pepper sauce.

by Potassiumlimabean June 19, 2020