Large Hadron Collider

The worlds largest particle accelerator located in Switzerland that collides subatomic particles at almost the speed of light, with the goal of re-creating the conditions of the big bang.

The large hadron collider is rumored to cause blackholes that will end the world be conspiracy theorists.

by variablev October 12, 2016

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loud large and in charge

Hippy-ass colloquialism that presumptuous wanna-be article writers use.

"Loud large and in charge, Mr.Smith is a..."
"Did you just fucking say that, what the fuck dude, fuck you and your shit."

by donttakeyourshit January 29, 2014

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Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

by Admiral Foxface December 03, 2019

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Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

by Admiral Foxface December 03, 2019

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unusually large scallop

a euphemism, used to fill gaps in conversation, awkward silence or just for a laugh. Coined by Master Chef Hugh Acheson, loosely referring to a scallop stored in a tin the size of a paint can.

Girl 1: Smart, handsome, he is quite a catch.
Girl 2: ... AND he has an unusually large scallop...

Wife: Have you cleaned the garage yet?
Husband: Have I mentioned I have an unusually large scallop?

by Capt. Colicchio April 12, 2011

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