1) a cyclist who is high or about to get high off marijuana.
2) a slang term used between cyclists in Los Angeles in dedication towards Lance Armstrong's successes in the tour de france while being high as fuck.
3) you can also use the words "full armstrong" for taking dabs off the skillet.
4) finishing a "tour" means smoking a blunt.
- original creator of the word lives in North Hollywood, CA. You'll see him on a sticker bombed steel frame rocking a FLIGHT CREW jersey.
2) a slang term used between cyclists in Los Angeles in dedication towards Lance Armstrong's successes in the tour de france while being high as fuck.
3) you can also use the words "full armstrong" for taking dabs off the skillet.
4) finishing a "tour" means smoking a blunt.
- original creator of the word lives in North Hollywood, CA. You'll see him on a sticker bombed steel frame rocking a FLIGHT CREW jersey.
1) yo, im about to go hit some LANCE.
2) ma nig, Im LANCED the fuck out.
3)where the LANCE at?
4) I'm on that FULL ARMSTRONG.
5) roll by, I'm on my 3rd TOUR.
2) ma nig, Im LANCED the fuck out.
3)where the LANCE at?
4) I'm on that FULL ARMSTRONG.
5) roll by, I'm on my 3rd TOUR.
by Obviousisme February 3, 2014
Get the Lancedmug. Refers to being an inbred liptard with down syndrome. Sadly, this is a lifetime disease. This disease is only associated with people named " Lance ".
by InbredBreeder September 15, 2023
Get the Lance Syndromemug. He seem sweet and charming at first, but they will play with your feeling and break your heart into half..
(From experience)
(From experience)
"Ugh..Lance?"
by BiFrog April 11, 2021
Get the Lancemug. 
A 5 foot tall guy that has a switch set to over one hundred percent all the time, to where the guys on his basketball team don't really want to be around him when they're not on the court. He became forever connected to the person that injured his kidney, because he played the rest of his games with one kidney, and feom then on, could not allow himself to be under one hundred percent effort or human ever again.
Teammates of Lance Ballinstrong- Lance it's 3 am, would you knock it off, we're trying to sleep and get ready for tommorrow's game.
Lance Ballinstrong- I can't let up, I'm five feet tall, I have one kidney, and the steroids keep me up all night, I can't take any time off.
Lance Ballinstrong- I can't let up, I'm five feet tall, I have one kidney, and the steroids keep me up all night, I can't take any time off.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
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Arnold: "Hey dude do ya wanna come out clubbin tonight?? It'll be sweet as!!"
Tim: "Nah Dude, i'm busy studying Think i might stay in tonight"
Arnold: "you weak dog!! Stop lancing out!"
Tim: "Nah Dude, i'm busy studying Think i might stay in tonight"
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by sickofweakdogs April 3, 2011
Get the lancing outmug.