urban lance-scaping

A product of the one man nation that is @that_ldp.

"Urban Lance-scaping is my favorite subject, but that which I am least skilled at."

by AGreenSmudge December 15, 2021

Lance

Lance is the name for a person that is generally a bitch at everything they do. Lance is a bottom freak and loves giant cock in his asshole. Lance is a hoe ass bitch.

Youre being a lance right now.
(Youre being a bitch right now.)

by ho3assbitchasslookingass May 19, 2022

Lance

Often referred to as Lancelot, this man has an incredible sharp jaw, a incredibly low tolerance for the yeastful beverages and gets no bitches 💪

Wallace : Lance
Lance : ok

by OkIPullUpCappy June 2, 2022

Lance

The weirdest of weirdos.

"Did you see that lance was in the dumpster"

by bigtrey12345 February 1, 2022

Lance

Is priceless

damn he's Lance

by ABSOLUTELY HUGE MAN March 25, 2022

Lance Ballinstrong

The Olympic basketball player who gives 200 percent in every game because he only has one kidney.

She hustled you out of your left kidney didnt she Lance Ballinstrong? The news told people something different, they said you overcame so many obstacles in life that people who meet you should get on their knees start sucking your dick to show you how good a job you're doing and thank you for being such an inspiration to other people who lost at least one internal organ.

by Solid Mantis January 5, 2021

Lance

A man with a huge cock

"Damn, Look at what lance is fucking packing Amirite"

by LanceWorship January 10, 2021