Lancing the dog

Being Lazy. Wasting Company time. reducing efficiency. Talking extensively.

One of our employees was Lancing the dog.

by Lord Farrell February 25, 2021

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Lance Ballinstrong

A guy that gives it three hundred percent in every game, because he has only one kidney left. A guy that does more with one kidney than some people would do with 3 kidneys.

Ladies, I am five feet tall, and I have only one kidney, but that doesn't stop me from reaching my goals. Ask my team, if they want somebody to dunk the ball, they pass it to me! Boomshakalaka! My coach says I'm five foot nothing, but I got the heart of a liger, a half lion half tiger that can fly. If you doubt Lance Ballinstrong, you're a stupid faggot clown man.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

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Lance

He seem sweet and charming at first, but they will play with your feeling and break your heart into half..
(From experience)

"Ugh..Lance?"

by BiFrog April 11, 2021

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A nigga with a fat ass booty. Its thick and juicy. Its like a marshamallow after you microwave it. Make you grip it and not let go. When ge run it jiggle uncontrollably. It look great in jeans.

Lance is right there

You mean that nigga with the fat ass butt
Why he got all that ass

Big booty judy ass nigga

by Lilgrove April 14, 2021

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Lance: person and somethings thing.can be used a as swear word or being late. Sex drive if a mad man but not always in full function :(. Would go to the ends of the earth for you or beat the shit out of you if necessary. Only person who can piss you off and you’re still out mad

When will he be here, oh he’s on lance time so about a week.

by Waiting for Superman November 7, 2021

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