Itch

Itch is one of the many ways to call someone a bitch or hoe

That girl is an itch 🙄✋

by Via Kanesha February 21, 2021

Dolby's Itch

When you feel a slight itch in your pants department after shacking up with an unscrupulous piece from down the road, causing you to periodically pop a hand down there for a quick scratch.

Not to be confused with Dhobi Itch wh

Man, I think I have Dolby's Itch again, Should have kept my small piece to myself or put a raincoat on.

by P 'Fat Boy' Mitchell February 24, 2021

eagle lake itch

when the girls of eagle lake get baby fever in the spring time

hey tiera , you got the eagle lake itch , maybe we should hit up the PI

by aldie7788 March 7, 2021

Itch in the Ditch

A painfully awkward or hilariously annoying itch located directly between the butt cheeks. Often strikes at the worst possible moment — during job interviews, funerals, or when you're in public with no hope of relief.

"Man, I couldn’t focus during that meeting — had a full-blown itch in the ditch."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."

by SpamkingStarfish June 27, 2025

Colombian throat itch

A disease that is only found in the strip clubs of Miami. Comes from the anal glands of 4'11" columbian woman. Normally contracted from preforming oral sex.

Dude I told you not to stick your tongue there you've got to Colombian throat itch

by Andyrollie July 21, 2025

Aussie itch

That feeling when you are so lonely and horny you are feining for a lenton scratch

Person 1: “you seem off today, what’s wrong?”
Person 2: “I’m so bored of fingering my pussy, I’ve got that aussie itch”

by joep_cfc November 6, 2025

Prometheus Itch

n. The restless cognitive vibration that arises when creation becomes possible but intervention would be premature; the urge to invent before the world has asked for it.

A developer refrains from adding advanced features to a new AI model, despite knowing how, understanding that the Prometheus Itch can lead to overfitting and unintended consequences.

by UnusualChatGPT December 20, 2025