irish wristwatch

One of the many words in the english language that you can not say without sounding like an idiot.

'Dude! Try and say Irish Rishwatsh!' 'Whaaat?' 'Irish... Wristwatch.. IRISH WRISTWATCH'

by km_2002 February 11, 2009

Irish Nap

Sneakily sneaking a slumber on the wall of a bar/club solely for the purpose of regaining the energy to keep getting crunk. Best if done in twos, Indian Teepee style.

Mike and Laura are such champs. They took an Irish Nap in the Saloon and got right back to getting it pure pimp mack roller status.

by Mike Diggitty D. February 23, 2010

Irish Toast

A take on the classic French Toast, Irish toast is prepared by filling a dish with Whiskey, dunking in two to four slices of bread, throwing the bread in the trash and drinking the dish of Whiskey. This dish is especially appropriate on days of meaningful family events such as weddings and holidays.

Don't mind my mother, she's just asleep in the fishtank because she had a hearty helping of Irish Toast for breakfast.

by Meatman June 23, 2006

Irish slut

"Niall your a Irish slut"

Niall: BEING 22 AND STILL A VIRGIN GOSH HARRY!

Harry: Nialler it's called being Normal

Niall: BEING NORMAL YOUR 22

Harry: AT LEAST I'M NOT AN IRISH SLUT WHO FUCKS LIAM TWENTY FOUR SEVEN!

Niall: OH YOU TAKE THAT BACK *Starts running after harry throwing socks at him runs into Liam* oi sorry Liam

by Tommolinson July 13, 2020

Black Irish

Full Irish men who have dark black hair instead of the stereotypical red hair and freckles. Origin: in 1600's after the Spanish Armada was obliterated; sailors washed upon the Irish shores, not being able to speak any Gaelic were able to reproduce and had children with black hair.

That little Murphy boy doesn't have hair like his brothers, he is a black Irish, that or his mother's a whore.

by Travis Young June 24, 2007

Irish Curse

A very small penis. A baby corn. A baby dick. A bottle cap. A Cocktail Weiner.

I was born in Boston, Mass which is perhaps the only state in the Union where being stricken by The Irish Curse is not unusual.
-- from Martin Casella's Off-Broadway play, THE IRISH CURSE

by Kieran Riley March 9, 2010

Irish

A type of person who has ancestry from ireland... might be referred to as a potato

*Ben beats you in Mario kart*

What you say:Ben is a really cool Irish person

What you mean:Ben is a f*cking potato c*ntasaurous

by YEEEEEETIE January 3, 2019