by Bloogasaucemccakemaster June 02, 2017
The Tower of Cumdon - An impenetrable fortress of solitude in which one spends their days masturbating. Resulting in many concrete socks.
"Did you get much uni work done over the weekend mate?"
"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"
"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"
by Bushmangarry January 31, 2014
When a destiny player has nothing else to do in the game therefore they begin to slide around the social space, the Tower. Often mistaken for playing the game.
I've just handed in all my bounties for the day, now I'm bored I shall tower slide around to waste time and pretend I'm playing the game.
by Kore March 28, 2017
by tjradman January 24, 2015
by duskk March 18, 2023
An Eiffel Tower but with Jews.
Rebecca is expressing sexual interest in both Sam and Moishe. Sam turns to Moishe and says”my god, she can’t be looking for an Eiffel Tower, could she?” Moishe replies “na man, she wants a HAIFA Tower”.
by Bearjew62 August 08, 2022