Scat tower

The penis of a gay man. A Homo-erectus.

I was in Brighton, excavating a particularly succulent seam of marmite. I employed my scat tower as the only reasonable tool for the job.

by Poo Olympics Gold Medal Winner October 23, 2016

Tension Tower

A cheaper but practically the same version of the popular game Jenga, in which the aim of the game is to build the tallest wooden block tower. The person who knocks over the tower is the loser.

Guy 1: 'Duuude... do you have Jenga?'

Guy 2: 'Naaaaa... but I have Tension Tower!'

Guy 1: 'Bring it on!'

by Sally Bonsally January 12, 2009

towering mushroom

a very large circumcised penis resembling a tall thick mushroom.

yo dude that is one towering mushroom you have dangling there in the pisser!

by tjradman January 24, 2015

tower monkey

Someone who climbs towers for a living

The light on top of that tower just went out. Better call in the tower monkeys to Chang it.

by Bob0117 February 1, 2018

Towers in the Mist

When two tall strangers, usually in a country with where people are shorter, see each other across a crowded area and feel compelled to acknowledge each other like two towers in the mist.

Walking in the crowded streets of Hong Kong, I was always head and shoulders above everyone else on the street except for another westerner across the street. We acknowledged each other and the silly situation with a head nod, much like towers in the mist.

by _Yeager March 20, 2023

The Tower of Cumdon

The Tower of Cumdon - An impenetrable fortress of solitude in which one spends their days masturbating. Resulting in many concrete socks.

"Did you get much uni work done over the weekend mate?"

"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"

by Bushmangarry January 30, 2014

Haifa Tower

An Eiffel Tower but with Jews.

Rebecca is expressing sexual interest in both Sam and Moishe. Sam turns to Moishe and says”my god, she can’t be looking for an Eiffel Tower, could she?” Moishe replies “na man, she wants a HAIFA Tower”.

by Bearjew62 August 8, 2022