French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior. That resembles the smell you get downwind of a dirty French Canadian.

Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!

Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..

by RacinJason December 01, 2018

Downstairs French

When you perform cunnilingus on a lovely lady. Maybe she's not so lovely. You do what you want with whom you want.

What do you say you put on that beret and put my baguette in your mouth while I go downstairs French. Don't worry about being all Marcel Marceau. My mom won't be home for another half hour.

by Mike Digital March 04, 2019

French typewriter

A sexual act in which a woman gives a blowjob to a man while he uses her back as a computer-rest to write.

"I've got to do this essay for class tomorrow, but I'm really horny. Want to give me a French Typewriter?"

by The French Typist October 20, 2011

french nut

When the male partner cums on a croissant and the other partner eats it

"Dude Ashley's a freak, she asked me to give her a French Nut."

by Aebm5 November 18, 2016

ap french

An advanced placement class that high school students take because they've already taken all of the French classes leading up to it, so why not? They are emersed in Francophone culture through small selective articles and are then forced to write essays in French in under an hour, get many points off because when you're writing that fast your brain seems to think it's okay to write j'aimons, instead of j'aime. After an entire year of preparation for an intensive ap exam, a coronavirus appears and the college board decides that the new, shortened, ap exam will be composed entirely of speaking.

More than half the class dropped within the first month of taking AP French.

by Hello234567 April 20, 2020

The french wave

A dismissive hand gesture that waves a person away, often impatiently or irritatedly. It is frequently made while not even looking at the person, who is usually someone who unwelcomely interrupted the conversation or activities of the person giving the french wave. A normal wave involves mostly motion of the arms and wrist pivoting from left to right; the french wave mostly involves motion of the fingers (which are held together) back and forth as though to say "shoo."

I tried to talk to him while he was watching soccer, and he gave me the french wave.

by Tochterlieber May 04, 2014

French Revolution

A reference to the use of the guillotine during the French Revolution to describe receiving bad head. It can almost feel like your head is getting chopped off.

Person 1 - “She gave you head last night? How was it?”
Person 2 - “It was French Revolution bro.”

by Goalieking02 August 28, 2022