no-fi zone

An area of your house or office from which it is difficult or impossible to connect to the local wireless network.

Don't try to surf the net in the living room, that's a no-fi zone.

by Cerebellum Bean April 13, 2011

Friend Zone

A friendly type of "rejection" when one is attempting to cultivate a romantic relationship with another. The person will call you a "brother" or a "friend," and say they can't feel anything but platonic energy with you. Usually this happens to men who pursue a woman they're attracted to...but it generally can happen to anybody.

So, this is what he said last night: "I love that I can talk to you about anything. You're not like other women. I could never say this to(insert love interest's name here). But you...you're just like one of the guys. A real friend, you know?" Six months of pursuing this guy, only to be...accepted...into the friend zone.

by PirateQueen11 February 12, 2017

Paulson Zone

A zone in which one is cast into precariously (without ones control) which is entered by an individual who is of non-intrest to the party (girl)and is only good for emotional support (A pillow to cry on) . Symptons : Lack of intrest from other party (girl); Conversations in which consist of small talk and talk of other guys or other things(not talking about one and a girl). Following girl around like a pet. One is labeled as a friend. Lascivious activities are not engaged by the two parties. (Neither of you are getting any from each other)
Cures At this present time there are none. To treat the Paulson Zone you can only stop it. (Move on to another girl)

Man your in the "Paulson Zone", you aint got no chance with her.

by vaginaslayer January 2, 2011

Pre-Zoning

A way of saying 'watching porn' in front of your parents

Mum:What are you doing tonight?
Son: Pre-Zoning!
Mum: oh... thats nice...(WTF is that?)

by I cant think of a name to have October 20, 2011

Blast Zone

When in a three way and cumming on the girl (either boobs or face) the area in which cum might shoot is considered the blast zone. The other guy is to stand back and whack while until the other guy finishes so he doesn't get hit. When the man is finished the other person approaches and the just finished person backs up to respect the mans Blast Zone.

Man 1: Dude, Get outta my blast zone!

Man 2: Sorry man!

by Jamgasm675 October 23, 2008

dank zone

Like the friendzone but they only want you for the dank memes

1)I really love him but he only wants my memes

2)dude you just got dank zoned

by Xx_keith_xX November 23, 2016

Hyung Zone

1. The act of putting a male Korean celebrity in the "sibling" zone when a fan has only sibling type feeling for said male celebrity, as opposed to the usual fan crazed feelings one might have.

2. Can also be used when a fan tires of using the played out "oppa" pet name.

3. Can be rarely be used when the name of the celebrity is not known.

1. Katie - "Oh my gosh, look at this picture of TOP!" *fangirl squeel*
Felicia - "Eh. It's okay. He's in my Hyung Zone..."

2. Jessica - "I can't wait to see Jongup hyung at the concert!"
Felicia - "You Hyung Zoned Jongup??? But I thought you loved him?!"
Jessick - "I do! But calling him oppa would just be so played out."

3. Kim - "Hey. Who's that one idol from Shinee? That Dino- puppy hyung?"
Jenny - "You mean Jonghyun?"
Kim - "Yeah! Jonghyun."

by TheEvilMaknae November 5, 2014