the hottest man alive he's really hot. he plays basketball with long curly hair. he makes slam dunks all the time with his thickalicious booty. his booty is so thick it's so voluptuous it's so plump in his basketball shorts. when he walks it appears to be stupid but I find it adorable. his abs glisten while he is playing basketball he lifts up his shirt to wipe his sweat off his face every time I walk by it's very sexy. he is the hottest man you will ever see. so be prepared when you meet a jdub the hottie
by bootycheek284728 December 26, 2020
Get the J dub the hottiemug. Remember when we used to train the troops at the Armory and there was those two chicks major Hottie and corporal cutie?
by Jax 420 April 26, 2023
Get the major hottiemug. by svckmyvagina October 21, 2021
Get the hottiemug. This is the observation and description of Michael Palin (most known from Monty Python) and his attractiveness, largely referring to his overly attractive left side mouth crease.
by Informative Professor Gumby September 25, 2023
Get the Hottie Palin Mouth Creasemug. A long, blonde haired male that is typically interested in primary school students. They seem to come across trans, but don't mess with the karate kid with diabetes, he will take offense!
by NEZZIESCREATOR November 23, 2023
Get the Horny Hunters Hottiesmug. 
by Wrdsmth99 December 18, 2023
Get the Hottiemug.