get evil

Getting evil is getting as fucked up as you can in a short amount of time

Bro, i'm gonna get evil tonight

by fratboiidante February 13, 2017

Evil Brian

The ferocious beast of an alter ego that is awakened by ingesting near-lethal levels of whiskey, Pabst, and cheap jello shots from a honkytonk in the middle of BFE Northwest. This is not your momma's dissociated identity, this one comes with a parental advisory and a bad attitude. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya girlfriends 'cause Evil Brian's going to be taking the wheel for the rest of the night. Evil Brian is the antithesis of political correctness and loves his boys. Evil Brian rides dirty with his posse of whiskey-slamming-est, dirty road-riding-est, mean-mugging motherfuckers this side of the Rockies.

"I'm about 10 shots deep and feel my mind slipping. Evil Brian's in control now; what happens next isn't up to me anymore, but you better hope that he likes your face, so he doesn't have to rearrange it for you."

Or

Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"

by TheZVG April 2, 2020

Evil Bobblehead

creepy, sadistic little smiling toy that looks cute and funny. When it says "yes" it really means "no" it makes you want to kill yourself. He waits for you in the dark lounge at night. If you don't kill yourself the evil bobblehead will.................

Trisha "i bought this bobblehead at the toy store cause it looked so cute and now it keeps staring at me."

Edward"dud it want's to kill you. Watch your back it is a evil bobblehead!!!!"

by scarletwitch November 15, 2011

Evil Masturbating

When you have a skin affliction (see, e.g. poison ivy, poison oak, eczema, psoriasis, etc) that makes you itchy but you know you aren’t supposed to scratch it because it’ll only make it worse. An itch you literally cant scratch.

Person 1: Oh no I was out yesterday and got poison ivy and now I’m all itchy.

Person 2: No evil masturbating !

by Factually Fake, Actually August 23, 2023

evil man

a very vile and dishonorable being

this evil man killed everyone but showed 0 empathy

by nonekopopo November 10, 2020

Evil Killar

Somebody who will cut you... They're insane... They can't control themselves and let their daemons run fre... they let the ir daemons kill usuing them as their vessel nobody can stop them they will kill you and bite you... they're crazy fool don't mess with their killing....

Biskers: OMG IT'S AN EVIL KILLAR
Evil Killar: I will cut you... I'm insane... i can't control myself and i let my daemons run fre... i let them kill usuing me as their vessel nobody can stop me i will kill you and bite you... im crazy fool don't mess with my killing....

by BIGFATTITTIESINWISTRRR'SFACE April 23, 2022

lineage of evil

Absolute cancer, the worst possible team to play on the mobile game DragonBall Legends. All who play this team are doomed to eternity in hell. Also known as LOE

Goresh: Yo lineage of Evil isn't that bad of a team.
Gigachads: No, I'm sorry Goresh, you are doomed for all eternity in hell

by Godki solos May 26, 2022