The ferocious beast of an alter ego that is awakened by ingesting near-lethal levels of whiskey, Pabst, and cheap jello shots from a honkytonk in the middle of BFE Northwest. This is not your momma's dissociated identity, this one comes with a parental advisory and a bad attitude. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya girlfriends 'cause Evil Brian's going to be taking the wheel for the rest of the night. Evil Brian is the antithesis of political correctness and loves his boys. Evil Brian rides dirty with his posse of whiskey-slamming-est, dirty road-riding-est, mean-mugging motherfuckers this side of the Rockies.
"I'm about 10 shots deep and feel my mind slipping. Evil Brian's in control now; what happens next isn't up to me anymore, but you better hope that he likes your face, so he doesn't have to rearrange it for you."
Or
Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"
Or
Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"
by TheZVG April 2, 2020
Get the Evil Brianmug. Jeremy, the evil gnome duct taping his brother to a tree in the orange grove and pelting him with oranges or Jeremy hiding in the orange groves and stalking and pelting his brothers from the tree tops until they run home crying.
by Prdirish April 2, 2008
Get the evil gnomemug. When you have a skin affliction (see, e.g. poison ivy, poison oak, eczema, psoriasis, etc) that makes you itchy but you know you aren’t supposed to scratch it because it’ll only make it worse. An itch you literally cant scratch.
Person 1: Oh no I was out yesterday and got poison ivy and now I’m all itchy.
Person 2: No evil masturbating !
Person 2: No evil masturbating !
by Factually Fake, Actually August 23, 2023
Get the Evil Masturbatingmug. Somebody who will cut you... They're insane... They can't control themselves and let their daemons run fre... they let the ir daemons kill usuing them as their vessel nobody can stop them they will kill you and bite you... they're crazy fool don't mess with their killing....
Biskers: OMG IT'S AN EVIL KILLAR
Evil Killar: I will cut you... I'm insane... i can't control myself and i let my daemons run fre... i let them kill usuing me as their vessel nobody can stop me i will kill you and bite you... im crazy fool don't mess with my killing....
Evil Killar: I will cut you... I'm insane... i can't control myself and i let my daemons run fre... i let them kill usuing me as their vessel nobody can stop me i will kill you and bite you... im crazy fool don't mess with my killing....
by BIGFATTITTIESINWISTRRR'SFACE April 23, 2022
Get the Evil Killarmug. Just your typical every day parents you know yelling at you all the time, making you do all the chores in the house, yelling at you because u have a B in 3 classes and all A’s in others. Telling you your not good enough, stuff like that. Making you so pissed off you want to scream and cuss them out and baracade yourself in your room forever.
by Yasss Queen November 6, 2018
Get the evil parentsmug. a very vile and dishonorable being
by nonekopopo November 10, 2020
Get the evil manmug. Clive name backwards Evilc. The hyphen indicates the C meaning Clive. If your name is Clive rather be called Evil-C
by Evil-C October 16, 2010
Get the Evil-Cmug.