primary elections

n. The process by which American voters select the worst two candidates for a political office.

Dennis Kucinich had a brain, so it was a foregone conclusion that he would lose in the Democratic primary elections.

by WittierThanThou October 13, 2014

Mr Electric

Big fat electric armed cookie face george lopez

The fuck you say to me mr electric

by Dank Dempsey January 28, 2019

My Electric Blue

My Electric Blue is the definition of a stranger you meet at a low point of your life that person could with there voice or text with the right amount of energy make your day 100x better. You felt an Electric shock then they started talking with you and you feel the shock because your Electric blue is on another level of Cute, Hot, Clever, Cool, Kind or just in general a good person. You feel relaxed and nice with your Electric blue and not pointed out like some maniac.
If you know an Electric Blue send this to them to thank them for being awesome and kind

You are my Electric blue

Thank you for being my Electric blue

by Your random stranger November 5, 2020

North Korean Election

When there's an election, but only one candidate is running.

"I was gonna go vote for mayor, but I found out there was only one person running for it, it was a North Korean Election."

by koolmin23 November 9, 2019

election

A real-world extension of the popularity contest held in high school by the same annoying, hypocritical, personality types who were on the "student council."

This electionis a waste of time.

by Nezbit-the-cat January 30, 2005

electric eye

Slang for camera. Used commonly in the 80's metal scene, in such songs as Judas Priest's "Electric Eye" and David Bowie's "Moonage Daydream".

"Keep your electric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love

by squirrelfiend October 16, 2008

EGF - Electronic Glow Face

The deathly blue glow cast on a persons face by an electronic device in low light conditions resulting in a zombie like appearence and overwhelming fixation on said device.

Hey dude, why don't you put down your f'n phone and join the world of the living, Your EGF - Electronic Glow Face is pissing me off, freak!

by whatstheword December 8, 2011