Pronounced "double-jeezer": when your girl joins you in the bathtub, wraps her legs around you, presses her anus against yours and farts into it.
My girl just gave me a double geezer! Turned the bathtub into a huge fart bong. I can still feel that shit!
by glenzo January 1, 2017
Get the double geezermug. "Little Ryan spread a double cummer onto Santa's cookies, so he didn't get any presents this year. The next morning, he said he was simply providing the icing."
by CigarEscobar February 14, 2017
Get the double cummermug. A rank of powerful reed pipes in the pipe organ (primarily the pedal section). The Double Ophicleide is at 32' pitch
by Lee1984Yate September 26, 2008
Get the Double Ophicleidemug. Matt and Rachel and such a double hulix, neither one was left the bed since they started watching "Party Down."
by sotruesotrue April 22, 2011
Get the double hulixmug. by Pestochkolera February 25, 2019
Get the Double Cmug. When your stuck in that awkward situation of puckering your asshole because it itches and you don't wanna scratch it for fear of stink finger, and your holding your buttcheeks together cause you also have to take a shit. hence clinching both.
I was sitting at work assisting a customer and i had to shit and my asshole itched. so i had to deal with the double clincher cause i didn't wanna dig in my ass at work.
by swiftverbicide2 December 16, 2009
Get the Double Clinchermug. When someone Taps your cup twice in a cheers, where both participants proceed to see the bottom of their drinks
Ryan: cheers!
Stefan: you better not double cheers me, I’m already fucked
Ryan: I would never *continues to double cheers cup* drink up bitch
Stefan: you better not double cheers me, I’m already fucked
Ryan: I would never *continues to double cheers cup* drink up bitch
by The LW Bridge November 25, 2017
Get the Double cheersmug.