double unread

While texting someone (usually a close friend or crush) and you receive no response to a message you have sent, so you text them again in an attempt to resume the conversation, to no avail.

Jack had no idea when to stop texting Jamie so she left him double unread

by Texting Aficionado January 31, 2018

double geezer

Pronounced "double-jeezer": when your girl joins you in the bathtub, wraps her legs around you, presses her anus against yours and farts into it.

My girl just gave me a double geezer! Turned the bathtub into a huge fart bong. I can still feel that shit!

by glenzo January 1, 2017

Double whip

A derisive term for a Starbucks patron that asks for a grande frappuccino in a venti cup with extra whip blended in.

Goddamn, Double Whip is in drive-thru.

by Game Night Harem February 2, 2017

double chinning

the act of lowering your chin in a way that makes you have a double chin

ooh, that girl is an expert in double chinning

by hhstar moonlight May 13, 2020

double pizda

a rare female that has two pussies

pizda derived from the russian word

hater: you're a pizda
me: well you're a double pizda bitch

by madmofo September 28, 2013

double indemnity

the ONE movie you want to be buried with.

nev: hey rob, what's your double indemnity?
rob: hmmm - tough one - i think ozu's 1953 "tokyo story"

by nebiru100 December 28, 2011

Double Waterfall

When two people sit in the toilet together and urinate simultaneously.

My wife joined me for a seat on the toilet to participate in a double waterfall.

by Fautbauxter September 25, 2021