double digit club

Refers to IQ; any member of the double digit club has (or is assumed to have) an IQ of 99 or below, ie below average. Almost exclusively used as an insult.

"Hey, Becci, you're really a member of the double digit club."
"Huh?"
(Several smart people around Becci start laughing).

by Overand February 12, 2005

Double Bud

To hold a budlight in one hand and a pipe packed with pot in the other.

Last night I double buded and got fucked up.

by Kyle Montooth January 1, 2007

double coiler

A very long bowel movement that is layered in the toilet bowl at least twice around without breaking.

"Dude, you gotta come and see this double coiler I just laid down. It's a work of ass art!"

by The Beev October 2, 2007

double wolf bait

A double wolf bate typically occurs in a house occupied by three or more residents. When a person is in the shower and another housemate needs to drop a deuce. Because flushing would scald the washer....they do not flush (wolf bait has been laid). Now a second housemate needs to park a buick while the third person is still showering. In order to relieve themselves they are forced to shit on top of the other shit, hence double wolf bait.

Scott was in the shower and Andy had already used the toilet. When John came in, bunghole percilating, he asked how much longer Scott would be, but could not wait and was forced to lay double wolf bait.

by janson12345 April 22, 2009

Double Decker Blumpkwich

The act of getting a blowjob by two girls while eating a sandwich and taking a dump.

Jesse - "Why weren't you in class again?"
Rich- "I was getting a double decker blumpkwich."
Jesse - "I dont know whether to be jealous or throw up."
Rich- "Your just jealous."

by DragoonReborn October 21, 2010

double twisty gawk gawk

The double twisty gawk gawk is ONLY used when your man has been acting up. (Make sure he’s got a big penis though or that’s the double twisty bawk bawk for Small penis’ you peck it like a chicken)

You spit on his erect penis. Take both hands around the base of the penis. And start twisting in a circular motion up and down all while you’re sucking the head (make sure to use vacuum seal suction for ultimate pleasure)

Friend 1: I think *insert name* is going to leave me what do I do

Friend 2: you give your man that double twisty gawk gawk!! He can’t leave you once you give him that Porn Star Head!!

by shakespearsbabe June 16, 2018

Double Teamed

To get gang banged by two men, the same thing as gang bang but only uses two men/or/ or boys

The girl was going to meet up with a boy, but he ended up bringing someone else so basically she was going to get double teamed.

by CraCra1 October 14, 2015