Double Clincher

When your stuck in that awkward situation of puckering your asshole because it itches and you don't wanna scratch it for fear of stink finger, and your holding your buttcheeks together cause you also have to take a shit. hence clinching both.
I was sitting at work assisting a customer and i had to shit and my asshole itched. so i had to deal with the double clincher cause i didn't wanna dig in my ass at work.
by swiftverbicide2 December 16, 2009
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double cummer

When you cum twice in a surprisingly short amount of time, to everyone's surprise.
"Little Ryan spread a double cummer onto Santa's cookies, so he didn't get any presents this year. The next morning, he said he was simply providing the icing."
by CigarEscobar February 15, 2017
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Double whip

A derisive term for a Starbucks patron that asks for a grande frappuccino in a venti cup with extra whip blended in.
by Game Night Harem February 03, 2017
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double indemnity

the ONE movie you want to be buried with.
nev: hey rob, what's your double indemnity?
rob: hmmm - tough one - i think ozu's 1953 "tokyo story"
by nebiru100 December 24, 2011
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double chinning

the act of lowering your chin in a way that makes you have a double chin
ooh, that girl is an expert in double chinning
by hhstar moonlight May 13, 2020
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double unread

While texting someone (usually a close friend or crush) and you receive no response to a message you have sent, so you text them again in an attempt to resume the conversation, to no avail.
Jack had no idea when to stop texting Jamie so she left him double unread
by Texting Aficionado January 31, 2018
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double rodeo

A Double Rodeo is performed by a man and two women. The man lies on his back while one woman rides his cock, the other woman rides his face. Just before he blows his load, he bucks both women off of him and jerks his load off around their necks like a lasso.
Dude, did you hear about Jeff's Double Rodeo last night? He went the full 8 seconds with Bree and Chantal!
by Mr. Libido September 04, 2015
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