Dog

100% better than a human and the best friend you will ever get

Guys my dog just ran into a fence

by CaptainBrexit69420 January 11, 2020

dog

A crazy thing that drools a lot.Man's best friend.Men must be insane.Some are couch potatoes.Others are crazy,hyperactive killer robots.That's cool.Not as a cool as a cat,though.

Random Person:Man,that dog is crazy!
Another Random Person:You think it has schizophrenia?
Random Person:Maybe,I've seen it drool.Get beaten up by cats.Eat its drool,and sleep in it's poop.Likely answer.Yes.

by Matthew Zhang March 1, 2017

Dog

Dog - Demented ogre grapes. It occours when you drink to much milk and eat to much cheese. Tge only way you can cure it is to eat an onion because ONIONS HAVE LAYERS!!

Docter "I beleive the only way to cure DOG is to eat onions"

by Shrecks mothers cats toenail November 2, 2019

Dog

A mammal that walks on four feet and has fur covered all over its skin. They are considered outdoor pets unlike cats, but some like to stay indoors. They make sounds like "ruff" or "bark".

Noun

Plural: Dogs

"I think that dogs are cool."

"I own a dog."

by DefininDefinintionator September 10, 2019

Dog

A dog is a plain out right cheater.

“If he a dog imma dog too”

by Frankinweeny July 2, 2020

Dog

Not an accessory.

Bitch: Like, OMG! This cute dog will so totally compliment my new Coach bag!

Me: Dogs are not an accessory, their lives are more useful than yours.

by Diiiak February 20, 2013

dog

a work you put at the end of a cool persons name.

chrisdog sup? (chris is cool)

by sweetness!!!!!!!! March 23, 2007