An absolute pig. What you use to define assh*les that cheat on there wives with women that are half there age. If you find a David run away and don’t get to close they are obsessive and controlling and sometimes hostile.
by Flickr mate January 4, 2020
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Teacher: "goddamnit david! For the last time stop watching my little pony in the fucking classroom!"
by Fuck you David. July 28, 2018
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Get the David mug.David is a very weird guy but he is also a very good friend, if u ask him for stuff he most of the time says yes, he is normally famous when he grows up and hes very strong when he works out david is normally white and he is a very awesome and caring person
by LordOfHell0101 October 16, 2020
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A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions
A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions
by Maddenking71985 June 22, 2022
Get the Davidism mug.This is the most unoriginal name in the universe's history. The Davids in this universe are the most boring and naive people in this society. They might look nice and innocent, but trust me they're not. They might be funny sometimes, but sometimes they piss the fu** out of everyone. At first, they might also appear great at studies but trust me they aren't very good. But tbh, they are good. They get bullied sometimes and they control their emotions really well. A David will do anything for his friends, and he is trustworthy. If you don't have a David in your life, trust me you haven't lived your life yet. Everyone needs a David. The reason I wrote this definition was that I was mad at a David in my life. But I've realized that he has a really good sense of humour and has been a really good friend to me. So I hope you liked me too and byeeeeee
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