Davidism

A man who has lost 300 dollars or more in madden;
A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions

He lost madden many times and now he’s going into davidism mode

by Maddenking71985 June 22, 2022

David

Gets friend zoned all the time he is a good friend but sometimes acts a little weird but he is awesome caring and supportive

Get yourself a David

by 5442 April 26, 2019

David

A boy who will never be loved by a girl. (Me)

David keeps getting rejected

by HeartBroken4Life May 27, 2019

David

The most hilarious person ever.Always picks you up when your down and always stares at you. Is a great athlete and he is pretty smart and of course handsome.He is kind of popular and is so cute like a little kitten. And has the Cutest Smile in the world. Also has the best hair.

David is so cute

by Alana14 February 12, 2019

David

Fucking Hilarious. So funny. No man is more hilarious David.

Yeah that guy David is fucking hilarious.

by BlackThot11 December 3, 2018

David

some dickhead who pissed me off over and over again. so yeah only david will understand |Basically|

Fuck you david

by penis dumpling May 8, 2019

David

A slim and dumb person and the only 2 things they say are “Aw Seriously” and “No” and doesn’t like to see sunrises. Originates from the popular 2010 reality show on YouTube “Battle For Dream Island”.

Steve: You’re my only friend Sam
Sam: Aw seriously.
Steve: Say something else you David.
Sam: NO!

by Salt0727 October 21, 2018