David 

Usally is charming and nice at the beginning but then turns into a sexist liar when it comes to his friends who are girls.

David is a liar

David by King_Ruthie July 30, 2016

David 

An attractive and charming male with a consuming porn addiction. He tends to smoke cigarettes in attempt to be "bad ass", and flirts with all the ladies (especially ladies by the name of Danielle) Despite his good looks and charming tendencies, David is actually a self-obsessed, professional liar who doesn't deserve anyone better than Lindsay Lohan.

I thought he was the man of my dreams, but then I realized, he's a David.

David by straighttalker September 14, 2010

david 

david is..superrr caaa-utttteeeee(:

really sweet!!

amazing bodyy<33 and faceeee(;

really niceeee and hilarioussss!!!
my dad loves him..and no hes not my boyfrienddd,yett<3
i love him so muchhh(:

oh hes such a david!

david by pearll(; August 31, 2011

David 

David's are usually nerds. Though they are sexy af and have above average sex organs. They might have autism but and like to play with puzzles they still catch bitches 24/7. Watch out fr David's they might shoot up the school or Walmart.

Did you see David he's so hot but I'm scared he'll shoot me.

David by Datboiedp445 March 31, 2017

David 

The guy who is Mexican and white if he is reading this well he is the guy who is always been there for me makes u laugh and acts kinda dumb in a certain way his eyes green as grass is kind of a jerk sometimes to his friends but I know In the inside he cares for the people he loves,and the one person almost everyone knows he do anything for her. i never met a guy like him who always cheers me up and can talk to u if you had a bad day he is there for his friends the people and the special girl he thinks about everyday

David is unpredictable really surprises me what he will do next

David by DSA 2020 March 16, 2017

david 

A back stabbing, heart breaking player that doesn't deserve anyone but himself. Also known as monkey boy.

David is gay!

david by a girl who hates david July 26, 2009

David 

A musketeer whose hair changes colors. Also a Homestuck character, apparently.

When in doubt, use David's typical comeback: "Because I'm the best."

David by Definitely not David October 26, 2011