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David

Is a tree :)
Woah you see David the dopest fucking tree ever
by Thesecondbestesttree November 20, 2021
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David

David’s are usually the funniest in the room and can make anyone laugh, always walks in the room confident and unbothered as he is complemented often and knows what he’s got to offer so stay out of his way. The attitude is second nature to him so watch out, and don’t take his sarcasm seriously he will joke about anything and everything. He is always dressed to impress and is very kind. If you know a David you will remember him forever, You should feel lucky and hold them close to your heart, their aren’t many like him.
:Omg he is so funny, what’s his name again?
— That’s David
by Dav012 July 26, 2019
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David

The most fucked up person youll ever meet. A David will get obsessed with you and is probably gonna get your name tattooed after one week of talking, even though you tell him youre seeing someone else.
''Damn, did you hear about David?''
''Yeah man, he got that bitchs name tattooed even though she doesnt even like him.. geez''
by honeybeeboobies August 15, 2019
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he is a very annoying person who wants to get in a fight for literally no reason >:(
Annoying David took a picture of me
by NotToucan March 3, 2022
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David

A fucking twat.

But can be a good friend
David.
Is.
TWAN’S.
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David

Damn David so cool girls say he has a big dick
by Amongster 57 May 19, 2021
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The David

Referring to Michelangelo’s famous nude sculpture, implying that you need to put some pants on.
Dude you can’t just walk around in The David.
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