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Dangerous Stranger

The Dangerous stranger is a variation of the stranger where you sit on both hands. Once both hands are numb beat off with one hand whilst asphyxiating yourself with the other. This creates the feeling that someone is beating you off while choking you out.
Bill "Man last night I got really schwasted, I think I gave myself a Dangerous Stranger theres marks on my neck and dick."

John "Thats fucked up dude, you need therapy"
by Mind Fucker2011 May 16, 2011
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dangerous dandelions

The biggest baddest gang around. They prefer to tickle their victims to death or make them have severe allergic reactions if applicable.
Guy1: Hey man, do you have allergies?
Guy2: Yeah, its the Dangerous Dandelions......
by dalainimick March 1, 2010
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nut danger

When you are about to fap but it's not a good place or time to nut.
I really needed to rub one out, but I was at my friends house so there was nut danger. So I waited until I got home later.
by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023
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Danger boner

An unexpected boner that occurs in a risky situation. It can range from an unexpected boner on the bus, in class, at work, or while in the pool. It can even be caused by your friends spiking your drink with boner pills.

Particularly dangerous for teachers and feminists.
Matt : she is well fit.
Bryan: who? Miss Adams?
Miss Adams: Hey boys, how are you getting on?
Bryan and Matt: All good miss.
Matt:(whispers) Shit, the dragon just woke up.
*Lunch bell rings*
Bryan: dude we gotta leave.
Matt: I can't I've got a danger boner!

*Matt proceeds to crawl on the floor to hide his visible bulge, pretending to have sustained an Injury*
by I3R0K3N7FEET March 7, 2018
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thicc danger

Delightfully thicc, deliciously thin.
You have to be careful of her, she's thicc, she's dangerous, she's Thicc Danger.
by MiSniper1 March 15, 2018
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Dangerous Dave

A Giant of a man, who knows how to entertain a crowd, his musical skills with a Kazoo are unbelievable and outstanding like his fashion tastes.a legend
by Quizlover November 23, 2021
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Danger Dave

A ginger who has proven his ability in every aspect of danger. Usually has a strange addiction to souls and will jump over a fiery pit of hell sharks to get them.
that Dave is so dangerous, that Dave is so Dangerous, that Dave is a bad Dave. I've seen his type before, and he is Danger Dave.
by Bread Master November 12, 2013
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