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Skype daddy

A divorced or separated dad who communicates on Skype with his kids, who primarily live with their mom.
Biomom: “Jerry calls the girls every night now after dinner.”

Biomom’s divorced confidente: “I thought you don’t even answer the phone if you see it’s him.”

Biomom: “No, he skypes them during homework time.”

Confidente: “Ahh. Ya my Roger was a skype daddy too. It’s a phase.”
by PJMac August 1, 2012
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Daddy sales

A black guy who is very autistic and think he’s badass but really not because deep down he has a very small penis and his head is so fucking shiny it makes up for 30% of his body fat.
Dude do you know daddy sales.
Ya he is a very autistic person with a small dick.
by Sprite cranberry69 November 14, 2019
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Dab daddy

When someone always looks swagged out and fresh, you can consider them a dab daddy
"Look at Elijah dabbing! He's the dab daddy..."
by Dyneaux December 11, 2015
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Sissy Daddy

A boyfriend / alpha for sissies who are crossdressers. Likes to feminize their sissy girlfriends and make them happy. Also makes their sissy learn their place. This is a sexual kink.
My Sissy Daddy loves to touch my sissy clit when I'm lonely...
by Jessiqca November 4, 2018
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Daddy Dasher

A cunt in DI who gets bullied a lot even tho he is quite high in leadership in his division. Big daddy is refereed to his very low iq, and there is a book currently being made about the best ways of bullying him.
Daddy Dasher is a weebass cunt
by Someone From DI May 12, 2019
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daddy issues

when a girl has a messed up relationship with her dad. usually the fathers fault. either he left or is acting like a total bitch.

as a result the girl might be attracted to older men, or men with anger issues if her father was an angry man, and sometimes will stay in an abusive relationship because it would just feel like home. if he left, don’t ever blame yourself for him leaving. he just missed the best thing that he could have ever have.
person 1: yeah dude my dads fucked up, he left me for money/drugs/alcohol/a younger woman. and now I’m attracted to older men.
person 2: I’m sorry dude that must’ve been hard.

person 1: yeah I have to go to therapy

person 2: well you already know that you have daddy issues so that’s a start
by Yali jacobi September 10, 2020
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Daddy Chops

Someone who is considered generally cooler than you
Chopper: 'Daddy Chops is cooler than me'
by Mummy_chops December 17, 2011
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