National Creampie your homie day

April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.

“Dude why is your dick out”

“Bro it’s national creampie your homie day”

“Alright, take off my pants”

by homiefucker December 11, 2023

Boston Creampie

The sex move is just a normal cream pie but you’re wearing a Red Sox jersey, holding a cup of iced dunks and you have to yell out “wicked smaht” upon climax. The dunks is optional. You can switch it out with a Sam Adams.

Patrick: Hey Sean! Gave my old lady a wicked Boston Creampie the otha' day!
Sean: You guys went to Faneuil Hall?
Patrick: Nah.

by WickedSmahtGuido August 11, 2024

cadbury creampie

when a girl shits as you creampie here

girl: I think I'm gonna shit
guy: CADBURY CREAMPIE!

by Lord Asteroth May 7, 2018

The Taco Creampie

When you eat a bean and cheese burrito from tacobell and poo on a girls face then proceed to get a facial from her and add nut to the mix

I forced her to get the taco creampie

by Tacocreamer April 29, 2025

creampie baby style

when you creampie and they are in a fetal position

ima creampie baby style youe mom tonigth

by big boy v December 2, 2022

Cowboy Creampie

When someone is wasted enough to eat a hot steamy whippet load in his Halloween cowboy hat

Josh got cowboy creampied after the club on halloween

by FirelordOG November 1, 2021

creampie eating

If a creampie is a freshly-inseminated vagina, creampie eating is the act of licking and swallowing semen directly from the vagina. It's the only gentlemanly way to atone for your sins if you come too soon, leaving your partner not yet fully satisfied.

Just kidding. A cream pie is merely an innocent food or dessert choice, in which case creampie eating is merely a way to pack on a few extra pounds or kilogrammes. Even then, expect this to be fetishised: see BBW, big beautiful woman, BBW chaser and feederism for a taste of where this might be going.

by bitchuck March 14, 2024