carson

a kid who takes kindergarten twice

this kid is such a carson

by KVNTHEGOD July 6, 2017

carson city rewind

when you take a poo and you wipe your ass with toilet paper leaving it on the roll and then winding it back up

yesterday I did one of the most perfect carson city rewinds at the local AMPM

by brady8 March 24, 2007

corbo the blunt

the act of inhaling a marijuana blunt or joint from the lit end by accident.

Kid 1: Did you see that dude corbo the blunt?
Kid 2: Yea that itiot burnt his lips bad

by joe73839802 August 5, 2008

Console Peasant

People who can't accept the superiority of Pc and will blatantly lie about Pc gamers and not accept opinions about Pc entirely. They would mostly have the names "PS5GAMER2012". Most of these people are at the young age of 8-14 or younger, which is worse.

Console Peasant - "I think my console is better and uh pc sucks and console is better because in console its powerful"
Average PC Gamer - "Well, console has downsides Pc gamers don't have."
Console Peasant - "ew, get out pc peasant."
Average PC Gamer - "I'd find you as a console peasant. Now learn about Pc and know that we have more power with you no matter how many lies you make about us."

by im a dictionary man October 1, 2018

Console Wars

Not so long ago...in two countries not so far away...
CONSOLE WARS!!!!!
In the 80s, two companies battled and battled releasing console after console. The two companies were SEGA and Nintendo. SEGA eventually released the Saturn, which left Nintendo the champ. However, in the mid 90s, Sony came up with the PlayStation console and SEGA fell to the power of the two companies. And in 2001, Microsoft released the XBox, Nintendo released the GameCube, and Sony the PlayStation 2. These three consoles are currently fighting with many advantages. Nintendo with its neverending series like Mario, Zelda, Metroid, Pokemon, and Kirby. Microsoft with its World domination, violence, and graphics. And Sony with amazing RPGs like Final Fantasty.
Microsoft has just released the XBox 360, Sony will soon release the PlayStation 3, and Nintendo will come in last place with the Wii. The Console Wars rage on!!!

Who will win the Console Wars? I sure hope Nintendo doesn't fail...

by I LISTEN 2 EVERYTHING July 30, 2006

call me carson

A sexy person that is truly a god at minecraft, and has a big mine shaft.

Subscribe to Call Me Carson on youtube.

by svdbiolbzj October 11, 2019

carson kressley

star of queer eye for the straight guy, which is undoubtedly the coolest reality tv show. ever. also one of the top coolest gay guys alive today, even outside the world of reality tv. dominant male of the fab five.

im crassey for kressley!

by sam March 3, 2005