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go commit air not entering lung area

lj: u r an idiot im the best!!1!
Tq: go commit air not entering lung area you retarded 3 year old
by How1dare1you September 8, 2018
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Commit

Commit: Putting dedication to a particular person or thing
" You can't commit crimes against humanity if you don't consider them humans "
by coreweeee August 29, 2021
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Commit Tentacle Church

For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.
"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."
by Marven Songsteel December 2, 2019
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go commit die

if someone says this, go commit die
person 1: eqwedfghjgtq3erdityuf
person 2: go commit die
by yous3rname September 29, 2021
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Commit jobacide

To terminate ones employment on a whim either by a single action or statement
I was sick of the place so decided to commit jobacide and told my boss to chase them selves
by Big aldo November 30, 2018
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Coochie Commitment

The male (hetero) equivalent of a “dick appointment”.
“Sorry bros, you’ll have to go on without me. I’ve got a coochie commitment with that girl from the health dept.”
by DiabloConQueso July 17, 2025
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