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Coochie Commitment

The male (hetero) equivalent of a “dick appointment”.
“Sorry bros, you’ll have to go on without me. I’ve got a coochie commitment with that girl from the health dept.”
by DiabloConQueso July 17, 2025
mugGet the Coochie Commitmentmug.

Commit jobacide

To terminate ones employment on a whim either by a single action or statement
I was sick of the place so decided to commit jobacide and told my boss to chase them selves
by Big aldo November 30, 2018
mugGet the Commit jobacidemug.

Defense commitments

NATO has defense commitments to one another.
by fdsjkhfipewnmvmlksde November 7, 2022
mugGet the Defense commitmentsmug.

Commit death

Like commit die, but used to bypass even roblox filters
When u commit scooter ankle you instantly commited the crime of death
Other guy:*talking "stupid shit"*
Me:go commit death you little scumbag
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 1, 2019
mugGet the Commit deathmug.

false-hope-commitment

when you break off every other relationship you have for one person you hope to date in the future and then realize how unlikely a relationship is with them.

a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.
did you see them they look like their suffering from false-hope-commitment
by Anarchon March 17, 2021
mugGet the false-hope-commitmentmug.

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