Coochie Commitment

The male (hetero) equivalent of a “dick appointment”.

“Sorry bros, you’ll have to go on without me. I’ve got a coochie commitment with that girl from the health dept.”

by DiabloConQueso July 17, 2025

Commit jobacide

To terminate ones employment on a whim either by a single action or statement

I was sick of the place so decided to commit jobacide and told my boss to chase them selves

by Big aldo November 30, 2018

Go commit listen to WAP

The ultimate insult or threat

You should go commit listen to wap

by LittenKitten March 15, 2022

commit green ogre

BECOME SHREK

go commit green ogre noob

by VVVVVVVVVVVVFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 2, 2020

Defense commitments

a policy to use military force

NATO has defense commitments to one another.

by fdsjkhfipewnmvmlksde November 7, 2022

Commit death

Like commit die, but used to bypass even roblox filters
When u commit scooter ankle you instantly commited the crime of death

Other guy:*talking "stupid shit"*
Me:go commit death you little scumbag

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 1, 2019

false-hope-commitment

when you break off every other relationship you have for one person you hope to date in the future and then realize how unlikely a relationship is with them.

a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.

did you see them they look like their suffering from false-hope-commitment

by Anarchon March 17, 2021