“Sorry bros, you’ll have to go on without me. I’ve got a coochie commitment with that girl from the health dept.”
by DiabloConQueso July 17, 2025

by Big aldo November 30, 2018

by LittenKitten March 15, 2022

BECOME SHREK
by VVVVVVVVVVVVFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 2, 2020

by fdsjkhfipewnmvmlksde November 7, 2022

Like commit die, but used to bypass even roblox filters
When u commit scooter ankle you instantly commited the crime of death
When u commit scooter ankle you instantly commited the crime of death
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 1, 2019

when you break off every other relationship you have for one person you hope to date in the future and then realize how unlikely a relationship is with them.
a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.
a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.
by Anarchon March 17, 2021
