Classic plonker

Classic plonker: a friendly term for an arsehole.

Why, my friend, you're really a classic plonker sometimes! What's a classic plonker? It's a friendly term for an arsehole, my friend...

by Drew Byrne. October 16, 2008

Classic Jack

Getting politely rejected by a woman

Jack - “Lisa because robin isn’t darbying you anymore can I? I also don’t piss the bed! Clean Sheet McGee they call me”

Lisa - “ohhh what 😂”

Peter & Nathan “that’s a classic Jack”

by Swizzels May 16, 2019

Classic Trevor

Literally the most classic kid around. Like he’s too classic. Wtf cmon man just look at him. Vintage dude right there.

“Oh shit Trevor just molested the third graders!”

“OMG again bro so classic!”
“Such a classic Trevor”

by Doctor Steve October 6, 2019

classic 500

When you're sitting at a red light trying to turn left to opposing traffic,and soon as light turns green you take it beating oncoming traffic!

Hurry up and pull a classic 500, I gotta go!

by El Rocko October 11, 2018

The classic mistake

when you accidentally eat too many edibles because they taste too good.

"hey dude your doing the classic mistake"
"I know they just taste too good"

by The old man June 28, 2020

Classic Josh

Sending someone an insult over Facebook messenger and then immediately blocking them as you’re a delicate flower who hates being insulted.

“I hate insert name, he’s such a dick”
“Why don’t you tell him to his face?”
“Nah, I’m gonna do a Classic Josh”

by Ouzify November 22, 2019

Classic Yasmin

When one excessively walks out of class and litteraly couldn’t care less.

Teacher:Good morni-
Yasmin:”stands up from chair”
Teacher:”where are your going?”
Yasmin:*leaves the classroom*
Classmate 1:wait wut
Classmate 2:she just did the “classic Yasmin”

by Hoesaaay March 29, 2019