christmas slut

Women that wear little to no clothes to get into the "Christmas spirit".

School dress codes require full body coverage, but dance/cheer teams can dress as Christmas sluts.

by Crazycrazy132 February 5, 2017

Christmas Calculator

The act of counting the monetary value of Christmas gifts when compared to a brother/sister/spouse, just to make sure you get equal or greater value. Apparently if the calculator doesnt add up, you can complain, whine, bitch and moan until fair value is returned in future gifts.

WOW, Nana's Christmas Calculator was working overtime last night! We better go get her another Gift Card cause she got shorted and ripped off by $11.28.

by sarjas December 28, 2011

Christmas Toast

An amazing piece of holiday toast, that has inspired many people across the world to suck up to theyre parents to get the gifts they want.

On Christmas eve, Keenan Cameron prepares and feeds Christmas toast to his family.

by Mynarski December 9, 2010

Christmas Rory

The Day before Christmas Eve

Christmas Rory falls on December 23rd

On Christmas Rory each year we usually gather as a family and bake cookies

by Bearbasket December 23, 2022

Christmas Star

The act of receiving head while both members are in a standing position. It often requires the use of a ladder, step stool, or trash can. To complete the act of a Christmas Star the recipient must cum on the top of the blower's head.

"So how was your Christmas Bob?"

"It was pretty damn good. My wife let me give her a Christmas Star while I was hanging lights."

by NedULater November 13, 2013

christmas clothes

an outfit which is put on immediately upon returning home, consisting of a t-shirt worn inside out and backwards and gym shorts also worn inside out. during the winter the t-shirt maybe swapped out for a ripped inside out flannel shirt. this outfit is never washed and worn the entire year and only changed on christmas.

timmy - bro, do you wear the same thing everyday? cause its starting to smell.

paul - ahh, ya know? i only wear this at home, so it doesnt get dirty, they're my christmas clothes

timmy - i cant believe it only july and i have to smell those clothes for another six months

paul - shut up douchebag, go smoke some pot

by sMac1 February 27, 2011

Christmas Eveing

The excitement that ensues the night before a big day; similar to the excitement felt the night before opening those long awaited Christmas presents

"So, your flight for Cancun leaves tomorrow morning. Are you totally Christmas Eveing right now?!"

by pretty and poe November 22, 2009